"Scientists make scary discovery *Deep in the ocean"*
That's the latest scare headline from some click-bait outfit on the Net. See if you spot the pattern as I explain what happened:
Scientists are worried after discovering troubling evidence deep in the North Atlantic that suggests a critical ocean circulation system may be on the verge of collapsing, with devastating global consequences.
Researchers have identified a growing area of unusually cold water near Greenland that appears to be linked to the weakening of a circulation system called the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC)--a vast network of ocean currents that helps regulate global weather.
The discovery is fueling warnings that the Earth could be approaching a dangerous tipping point for our climate--with far-reaching consequences.
Did you see it? "OMG, we're all gonna DIE!"
The AMOC moves warm water north through the Atlantic and carries colder water back south. Scientists say the system plays a vital role in regulating weather across North America and Europe. And new evidence suggests this vital circulation is slowing, which is scaring real scientists.
Ahh, like Anthony Fauci?
Researchers warn that the growing cold blob could be a warning sign that larger disruptions are already happening.
Scientists warn that a weakening of the AMOC could trigger dramatic shifts in global weather patterns, producing stronger storms, changing rainfall patterns and triggering more extreme weather events across the world. Some regions could face significantly colder conditions, while others could experience hotter temperatures, worsening drought and water shortages.
While most smart researchers agree that the AMOC is weakening, debate continues over what's causing it. But most agree that the cause is Climate Change (the phenomenon formerly known as Global Warming).
For young Americans: In the late 1970s Time Magazine published a cover story warning "New Ice Age?" SMAAhht scientists (today we'd call 'em "wokies") agreed that global temperatures were dropping, and that a new Ice Age was approaching. Not sure when.
But just six years later the Powers That Be decided there wasn't any way to make money from Global Cooling, so they totally switched, claiming the REAL threat was Global Warming! And that was caused by...not a billion Chinese burning coal, but by Americans driving SUV's! Seriously.
But after four consecutive years of record-cold winters in the U.S. and Europe (Niagara Falls froze), rational folks started becoming skeptical: "Y'say the planet is warming, fatally, so how do you account for what we're seeing with our own eyes, eh?"
The Powers though about that for a week and then hit on the perfect answer: They simply renamed "Global Warming" as "Climate Change," which held that if one part of the globe got cooler, it was simply because another part had gotten WAY hotter, eh? But yew jus' didn't notice cuz it din' happen where you lived.
It was brilliant, because now no matter whether the temperature rose or fell where you lived, the problem was still caused by (did you guess?) Americans driving those gas-hog SUVs!
Now all that remains is to wait a year, and the Powers will have some dipshit professor claim that the fatal weakening of the AMOC is due to--wait for it--Global Warming...uhh, "Climate Change," which, as always, is America's fault for driving big SUVs way too many miles!
See, dat why we needs doze faaabulous 'lectric vehicles, citizen!
Here's a fun prediction: Suppose Democrats passed a LAW ordering everyone who owned a gas- or diesel-powered car in the U.S. to scrap their vehicles and buy a faaabulous new EV. Think that would stop Democrats and Leftists from blaming Americans for "Climate Change"?
Not a chance. The next thing they'd demand be eliminated would be air conditioning in homes. Unless you had a permit, of course. Wait, how do you get a permit to keep air conditioning your home? Why, you just have to be Important, citizen. Like Gavin Newsom or AOC or Elizabeth Warren or Kathy Hochul or Chuckie Schumer or...you get the idea.
Oh, and for young Americans who think Dems would never DARE to order Americans to scrap good cars and buy new ones: You never knew that back when the Muslim communist Obozo was prezzy, Dems passed a LAW called quickly nicknamed "Cash for Clunkers." (Actual name: the "Consumer Assistance to Recycle and Save Act of 2009" --the CARS Act. Cute, eh? Democrats always give their shit laws cutesy names to make the laws sound warm and fuzzy. The specific scrappage and payoff rules were known as the Car Allowance Rebate System--CARS again, eh?).
The reasoning behind this was that older cars burned more gas per mile than new ones, so Obozo and the Dems passed a LAW to pay Americans up to $5,000 to turn their perfectly useful old cars over to the gummint and buy new ones. Taxpayer funds, of course.
That consumed $3 BILLION tax dollars, back when that was a big chunk of cash. But Americans with older cars loved it. And because newer cars got better gas mileage, it appeared to "fight Global Warming" (back before the Democrats renamed it Climate Change).
Buying new cars also helped companies like GM, which had declared bankruptcy. Ohh, dat right, yew din' know 'bout dat either.
The Obozo regime then destroyed the perfectly good old cars--by pouring sand into the engines and running 'em until they were destroyed.
Seriously. Not kidding. This is Democrat "thinking" at its best, eh?
Source.
https://slaynews.com/scientists-alarming-discovery-deep-ocean/

