April 16, 2026

In nature, what happens to animals that either can't learn, or refuse to?

Consider this: In nature, what happens to animals that are unable to learn from experiences and their surroundings--or refuse to?

If you said "Those animals are ki**ed and e*ten by predators," congratulations: you passed the first test.  [X-mods: Do your rules forbid say that happens to *animals*?]

Democrat: "Wait...WHUT?"  

Ahh, I hear my Democrat siblings bleating that's un-possible.  In that case, take a quick test:

  • Do you believe the Islamic rulers of Iran were trying to build an atomic bomb?
  • Do you believe leading Democrats are telling the truth when they bleat that they had NO IDEA that Dem congress-creep Eric Swalwell was a serial predator?
  • Do you believe bribem and Mayorkas and Cackles were all telling the truth when they bleated (innumerable times) that "the border is totally secure" or "safer than it's ever been"?
  • Do you believe math is raaacist?
  • Do you believe Trump actually said people infected with the Chyna virus should "inject bleach?  
  • Do you believe the claim of TOP Democrat congress-creeps that "the U.S. is losing the war with Iran...badly"?
  • Do you believe it's "voter suppression" to require people who want to register to vote to have proof of U.S. citizenship, and to have photo ID?
  • Do you believe there's ANY use for enriching uranium to 60% other than to build an atomic bomb?  
  • Do you believe the bribem regime ordered the centers for Medicare and Medicaid to provide free sex-change operations for everyone--retirees and kids under 18?
  • Do you believe the bribem regime never took bribes from China, disguised as "investments" in a Hunty bribem fund?
  • Do you believe the bleats of all Dems and the Media that Joe bribem was "sharp as a tack"? 
  • Do you believe Nancy Pelosi--who knew bribem was gonna lose badly--had the absolute right to delete him as the Dem nominee and substitute a moron who never won a single primary and didn't even put her name on a primary ballot?  (Cuz dat beez a fundamental principle of "democracy," eh?)
  • Do you believe sex-change surgeries reduce the rate of suicides among tran knees?  Cuz dat beez whut duh Dems and Media claim.
  • Can a government (fed or state) constantly (year after year) spend more than it takes in without eventual bad consequences?
  • Do you believe leftist judges upheld an Obozo-era EPA RULE that allowed citizens to be fined for catching and storing rain falling on their own roof?  (Federal case, upheld by a corrupt leftist judge, in which a citizen of Washington state was fined for exactly that.)
  • Do you believe state laws in half a dozen Democrat-ruled shitholes allow minor children to get taxpayer-funded sex-change surgery without parental consent?   
  • Do you believe a government should force taxpayers to pay for sex-change surgeries for illegal aliens, or for inmates, or for illegal aliens?
  • Do you believe parents shouldn't be responsible for their children, since "it takes a village to raise a child"?
  • Do you know who said that? 
  • Do you believe getting a blowjob from a 21-year-old subordinate is NOT "sex"?  (Bill Clinton made exactly that claim, under oath, when denying he'd every "had sex" with Monical Lewinsky.  The Media bleated dat "everyone lies about sex!"  But of course dat wuz years ago, so Democrats have ordered yew to ignore it!) 

I could do this all day.  If you haven't already figured it out, the Democrat party controls the Mainstream Media, which slavishly parrots anything the Democrat partei [sic] wants.  So the Media constantly bombards us with Dem "talking points" (i.e. total bullshit) around the clock.  So it's no surprise that half of Americans believe what they constantly see and read from the Dem-ruled Mainstream Media.  Duh.

The hoot (for me) is, I don't care.  I don't have any kids, so I've got no dog in this hunt.  If Democrats wanna throw away everything that made this nation great, it won't affect me one bit.

By contrast, it WILL affect your children.  But if you're a Democrat you're like, "Ouah policies beez faaaaabulous, an' will make duh U.S. prosperous again!  We demand that taxpayers pay fo' sex-change operations on minor kids!  We demand that 'undocumented Americans' be allowed to vote.  We demand that doze awful ICE agents be put in PRISON fo' enforcing some silly 'law' passed by some stupid congress decades ago!  Cuz pipo who enter duh U.S. illegally din' reeeeally break U.S. law!  Nope nope nope!  We Dems decree dey din' break no law, so yew are not allowed to deport deez po' pipo!  An' if anyone tries, we demand dey be charged an jailed!"

The Dem demands are mind-boggling: who would trash our free-market system for cheaper lawn care and similar trivia?  But Dems claim it's NOT for cheaper lawn care, but cuz it beez duh right thing to do.  Then you realize the Democrats' real goal in pushing for unlimited "immigration" is to win total control by winning all future elections.

As many have noted, if Democrats believed most illegal invaders would vote Republican, they would have slammed the border shut tight in days. 

At this point let me confess that I get a kick out of watching people reap the consequences of their stupidity.  It's a rare person who, when their demands result in disaster, admits "Wow, I made a terrible decision!"  And I say that as someone who's made LOTS of really bad decisions.

Now: could all the Democrat policies listed above actually be good for our nation?  Guess we'll have to watch it unfold, eh?  Cuz you will, cuz they haven't abandoned even one of 'em.

Dem congress-creeps have already introduced "resolutions" demanding Trump stop U.S. military operations in Iran--i.e. to surrender.  You might think that since the GOP has a majority in both chambers, such measures would never pass.  But the GOP majority is only about 4 votes, and there are dozens of "RINOs," so chances of such a "war powers resolution" passing both chambers of the shitty congress are high.

Democrats: "Dat wud be reeely faaabulous!  Cuz duh Islamic State of Iran beez reeeeally gud pipo!  See, ALL cultures are like, totally equal, right?  An' duh mullahs did NOT murder 40,000 of dere own citizens in the street over three days in January!  Oh sure, some cunning Republican sources claim dat happen, but it din't!  Cuz ouah faaabulous Media nevah reported it, right?  So dat mean it nevah happen!"

See how neatly that works?  Gullible Dems believe that if duh NY Times an' WaPo din' report somethin', it nevah happen.  But if you think for even a moment you'll realize there's no logic there: If the Mainstream doesn't wanna report some event, why would you think they'd report it, eh?  Do you think they're honest?  Unbiased? 

Democrats: "Cuz dey iz, like, totally unbiased an' honest!  Dey report duh troof!"

Hahahahahaha! 

Fucking meow.  No, they don't.  Never have, never will.  They only publish or broadcast what  their editors (all leftists) want you to see. 

So where does that leave us?

If, before the November elections, the price of gasoline drops to essentially what it was before the U.S. struck Iran, the Mainstream Media will print endless stories NOT on the fact that gas prices were now the same as before Feb 28, but on how much extra the average American family was forced to pay for gas because of Trump.

Seriously.  Just like the Media breathlessly reported on high egg prices (due to the industry having to kill millions of hens due to "avian flu"), but the Media never reports on the fact that the price of eggs has dropped back to normal levels.  So the average reader is left with "Trump bad."

Mission accomplished, eh? 

Democrat "logic"

Of course not a single Democrat will remember this.  Brutal, totally unprovoked murder of the innocent 23-year-old girl, by a career criminal in a Democrat-ruled shithole city.  Female Democrat mayor asked local media NOT to post the surveillance video the public transit agency recorded, cuz...um...reasons.

The murderer has now been ruled (by a Dem judge) "ineligible to stand trial" due to mental illness.  They legal system knew that before he murdered the girl, but didn't give a flying fuck, so they released him--again and again and again.

Democrats: "But dis do NOT mattah, cuz non-psychos kill WAY mo' innocent pipo den duh mentally ill, jus' like American citizens kill WAY mo' pipo den "undocumented Americans" (i.e. illegal aliens allowed into the U.S. by Democrat regimes), so shut up!"

Marvel at what passes for "logic" by Democrats: "It's useless to be upset about unprovoked murders of innocents by psychos, cuz non-psychos commit mo' murders!  SEE??"

By that logic we shouldn't try to prevent murders by one group if others murder more people.

This is their actual position.  Wow. 


April 14, 2026

Need a laugh? Watch as thieves who believe they're "entitled" to your stuff meet FO

As package delivery services like Amazon have gone exponential, it's triggered a horde of morons who follow the trucks around and steal the packages off your porch as soon as they're delivered.

Maybe it's just me, but this irritates me a LOT.  And after lots of people had their stuff repeatedly stolen, a few dozen decided to...um...turn the tables on the thieves.  And the results are absolutely hysterical!

What's even funnier is to watch how some of the thieves scream at the doorbell camera that they're gonna SUE the owner for luring 'em to steal an Amazon package. 

Porch pirates #1 

Porch pirates #2 

Porch pirates #3

Porch pirates #4


April 12, 2026

Video from Iranian expats tells of thousands of young Iranians who have been "disappeared" by the regime

 

In early January hundreds of thousands of young Iranians took to the streets to protest their dictatorial rulers.  The mullahs were furious, so over three ghastly, bloody days (Jan 8-10) the dictators of the Islamic regime of Iran gave their brownshirt thugs--the IRGC--permission to kill anyone on the streets.

The thugs were bloodthirsty monsters unleashed on defenseless lambs.  Scores of cell-phone videos are on the Net of the thugs running up to women on the sidewalk and shooting them in the face with a shotgun at point-blank range.

In three bloody days the thugs killed 35,000.  That's not a typo.  And another 10,000 are missing.  The regime refuses to tell their families if they're alive and imprisoned, or murdered.

The video above is an effort by Iranian expats to bring this to the world's attention.  But the U.S. Mainstream Media ignores it--because "your" corrupt Media is ruled by Democrats, who desperately want the regime to win, since that will cost Trump and Republicans votes in November.

So instead of telling you how murderous the Islamic regime is, the Democrat-fellating Media are eagerly parroting Dem pols who bleat that "The U.S. is losing the war...BADLY!"  The treasonous Media never tell you that Iranian negotiators bragged to our negotiators that they had 440 kilograms of 60%-enriched uranium, nor has a single lying, Democrat-fellating Mainstream Media outlet told you that the ONLY use for enriching uranium to more than ten percent is to make a bomb.  Or that 440 kilos of uranium is enough to make about 11 atomic bombs.

Cuz if they told Americans those crucial pieces of information, voters would realize the Islamic regime was indeed working on a bomb, which would make Trump would look better.

Oooohhh, can't have that, eh?  

The Mainstream Media will get you killed, and laugh about it.  "What suckers!"  Same for Democrat politicians.  Of course you don't believe a word of any of this, just like no Democrat believes the Iranian regime would really murder 40,000 totally unarmed citizens in just three days, eh?  It's literally beyond belief.  "See, duh Mainstream Media din' say nuffin'!  An' if dis had really happened, duh Media wudda tol' us!  I mean, imagine if Canadian cops had murdered even 5,000 unarmed Canadian citizens over three days, eh?  The Media would have screamed bloody murder, right?  But dey din' say nuffin'!  Dat mean it din' happen!  Cuz errbody know duh Media beez totally honest and unbiased, right?"

Geez, talk about "suckers."  

SO...congressional Democrats--and ALL the Dem talk-show hosts, like Joy Reid and Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Myers and Steven Colbert and Scarborough and CNN are screaming about how Trump is crazy and needs to be removed from office.  They're demanding the U.S. surrender and withdraw from the middle east.  Of course they carefully don't SAY "surrender," but that's what they're demanding.

They literally want the U.S. to lose to prevent Trump from getting a win.  Demented leftist NY Times shithead Tom Friedman said exactly that on CNN yesterday. 

Leftist/Dem judges are already salivating over being the first to find Trump guilty of "war crimes."  So it goes.  

 

April 10, 2026

We need more mental-health care for...um... Wait, there's not enough money in the world.

 

April 09, 2026

Newsom's wife is a total moonbat

Gavin Newsom's wife is--to put it mildly--totally disconnected from reality.  As is Gavin.

Of course you think that's just partisan snark.  Sure.  Understandable.  So watch this video of her talking about interviewing inmates at San Quentin (for young Americans that's a big prison on the San Francisco bay in California).  She mentions that when she was seven, she killed her sister in a golf-cart accident.  Because it was an accident, she (understandably) wasn't punished.  But watch her conclusion: "Their sentences were probably due to accidents too."

 

Now think about it: her "affect" in the vid shows she clearly feels guilty about killing her sister.  Of course.  Totally reasonable.  But her conclusion--"their sentences were probably due to accidents too"--is totally disconnected from reality.  But to Jennifer, the convicted murderers in San Quentin are surely just as innocent--thus undeserving of punishment--as she is.

This, of course, is irrational.  But her affect shows she needs this to assuage her guilt.

Problem is, this coping mechanism isn't harmless--because the next predictable move is to demand the release (parole) of the convicted killers.  And now the problem is that her husband--the governor of that poor Dem-ruled shithole--can do just that.

Source. 

https://www.frontpagemag.com/newsoms-wife-san-quentin-convicts-crimes-were-probably-accidents/ 

Iranian leaders pull the "Bait and switch"

If you're an adult American you're probably familiar with the term "bait and switch:"  A store or on-line business offers what seems to be a faaaabulous deal, and you jump in, only to hear "Ohhh, sorry, that's not the actual deal."

The Islamic Republic of Iran was getting clobbered, and everyone knew it--including them.  They knew they couldn't win on the battlefield, so what was their only option?  Sure: find a way to delay:  String the U.S. along by demanding a ceasefire, using the two weeks to re-arm.  Then repeat, hoping to put off defeat until the mid-terms, when you hope Dems will win and thus block Trump from doing anything. 

Of course because the "bait" was perfect, Trump and company had to give it a try.  Surely they realized the mullahs would use a ceasefire to brag to their abused people that "We have forced the United States to beg for a ceasefire, because we're winning!" while actually re-arming and consolidating their rule over their angry citizens. 

So now Democrat shitheads--who yesterday were SCREAMING that Trump DARE NOT unleash the military to bomb Iran's powerplants--are NOW screaming that "Trump chickened out!"

  • Joy Reid: "Donald Trump just caved, backing down from his fake deadline."
  • Jimmy Kimmel: "It was the taco Tuesday of all taco Tuesdays."  ["taco" is cute Dem-crap for "Trump always chickens out."] 
  • Jake Tapper: "It was obvious that the president was looking for an off-ramp."
  • Dem senator Chris Murphy: "We just can't accept a president who wants to murder literally [literally?] hundreds of thousands of human beings."
  • Dem senator Chris van Hollen: "We have a completely unhinged president who is thretening massive war crimes. 

Murphy, you lying, pig-ignorant motherfucker.  Blowing up bridges and powerplants might kill a dozen people, and if any aren't regime toadies, of course I sympathize.  But did you wail when the Islamic dictators' murderous IRGC gunmen murdered 40,000 thousand innocent women and men on the streets at point-blank range? "Literally" 40 THOUSAND innocent Iranian citizens--and neither you nor any of your lying Democrat comrades or media assholes said a fucking critical WORD.  

You and all the members of your ghastly partei [sic] and your Media allies and late-night propagandists posing as "comedians" all kept silent because the murders proved Trump's point: The mullahs are demons.  And you're a piece of shit, a demon, for supporting them.  Like all Democrats you're grotesquely ignorant, and apparently happy to be so.  

The only "logic" to be found in Dem minds is "If Trump wants to do anything, we're against it." 

Now for the "bait and switch:"  The Islamic regime knew they couldn't survive much longer if the "war" continued, so they did what you'd expect: ask for a ceasefire, promising to open the Strait of Hormuz and to stop firing missiles if Trump would agree.  And because he was being excoriated as a warmonger by U.S. Democrats in congress, and pilloried in the U.S. Media, Trump took the bait.

Then the instant switch, as the Islamic regime bleated "Ah, the U.S. has agreed to ALL our demands, which are:  1) We demand to continue enriching uranium; 2) that Israel cease all military operations in Lebanon; 3) that all sanctions be immediately lifted, not only on Iran but also on all its proxies. 4) that the U.S. promise no future military action, regardless.

Of course the U.S. didn't agree to any of that.  But the Democrats and Dem-fellating Mainstream Media will claim we did--and will use that lie to claim that "Trump broke the agreement."

You lying, pig-ignorant motherfuckers know the truth, but refuse to support it due to your hatred for Trump and your lust to win control in November, and again in 2028. 

So:  Done.  You and your Democrat comrades have chosen to defend the Islamic regime and demand that Trump be removed from office.  I'm not an unalloyed Trump supporter, but your choices have made you and I mortal enemies.  It is as if, after the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941, you'd not only sided with the Nazis in WW2 and demanded the U.S. not enter WW2, but also demanded the impeachment of FDR for entering the war.  Your demands are that insane, and show that we cannot coexist, period.

Here's what you've enabled:  The Islamic regime now sees a ray of hope, by getting Democrats to force Trump to quit with them still in power.  They've already broken the deal by re-closing the Strait, claiming the agreement with the U.S. included Israel being barred from taking military action against Hezbollah in Lebanon.  Your partei and the Media will carefully remain silent on this point, which will make the U.S. left believe it's true.

With the midterms barely over six months away, and public opinion--whipped by your portraying the U.S. as evil--turning against U.S. military action, the Islamic regime knows it can continue to propose one "ceasefire" after another, and that U.S. Dems will force Trump to accept each or be portrayed as Hitler.  And like magic, the Islamists (and Democrats) will gloat that they've "defeated the U.S."

Just watch. 

Your demands set all this in motion, Democrats, whether you realized it or not.  And now you've gotten what you demanded.  You've enabled a the leaders of a regime that's on a par with the Nazis to not only survive, but to claim to have defeated the U.S.  And worse, some of you knew this, and deliberately intended it.  

Hope you enjoy what you've set in motion.  

April 07, 2026

Think you really understand the progress in computer performance? Take a look

In 1976 the Cray company introduced the world's first supercomputer.  The Cray-1 weighed 10,500 pounds and had a 115,000-watt power supply.  It was by far the fastest computer in the world.  

It cost over $40 million in 2024 dollars and used $35,000 of electricity per month.

Twenty-two years later (1998) the same company built a supercomputer that could perform one *trillion* "floating-point math operations per second," which techies shorten to "1 teraflop."

Unless you're a techie you have no idea what that means, but in 1998 it was really impressive.

Just four years later (2002) Cray rolled out the follow-on, which was 50 times faster.  So, a 50-fold increase in performance in just four years.  But the cost in today's dollars was still over $40 million.

Today a top-end desktop computer can do 80 to 100 teraflops, and costs maybe $2,000.  So it's about twice the speed of a multi-million-dollar supercomputer of 2002 and costs not just one percent of the price of the supercomputer of 2002, but less than one one-hundredth of one percent of that price.

Most of us are accustomed to leaps of computer technology, but such a huge improvement in the performance-to-cost ratio is stunning.  

That was a year ago. Today a single-board computer just 2.2" wide, weighing just three ounces, using five watts of power--is 4.5 times faster than the Cray 1.  It sells for $100.

Now let's look at storage:  Back in 1978 most personal computers stored data on 5-inch flexible disks, coated with the same material as magnetic recording tape.  These so-called "floppy disks" could typically store 360,000 characters.

Today a chip just over a quarter of an inch on a side can hold 256 BILLION characters--the equivalent of 700,000 floppies.

What does this mean to you?

We're slowly finding out. 

In January Iran murdered 40,000 of its citizens. Democrats said nothing. But NOW...

Office of the Speaker of Iran's parliament: "The U.S. has just 20 hours to surrender."

When the leaders of a murderous, thuggish regime see the Good Guys closing in, their usual response is a fascinating psychological coping mechanism:  "Actually we iz winning!  Yep yep yep!  We gots the other side on the ropes!  They'll be defeated in a matter of hours."

For young Americans (for whom nothing that happened before 1990 is useful): in the 1970s psychiatrist Elisabeth Kubler-Ross identified this as the first of five stages of coping mechanisms when someone starts to realize the end is near:  Denial.

Since virtually none of us has ever ruled a nation, it's hard to imagine how intensely thuggish assholes utterly refuse to accept that the end is approaching, with their overthrow and possible death--possibly being ripped apart by bereaved citizens finally getting their revenge.  So the leaders simply...deny there's a problem!

Thus in Iran: probably the highest-ranking survivor of the regime's leadership is the Speaker of Iran's parliament--a blowhard named Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf.  As you'd guess, Ghalibaf is a hard-line thug who is perfectly happy executing women for showing their hair under the mandatory hijab.

(American Lying Mainstream Media: "NOOooo, dat not true!  Dat fake newz!  Islam beez duh religion of peace, an' totally respeks wimmens!  So dey would nevah doo dat!  ALL the hundreds of stories from citizens of Muslim nations saying dat happened are lies!  We knows dat cuz we iz smaaaaht!  Not like you dumb deplorables!  See, duh nice pipo running duh Islamic regime of Iran sed it nevah happened, so...dere ya go!
   "Okay...dey din' exactly say it din' happen, but dey assured us 'Islam iz "the religion of peace," right?  An' a peaceful religion would nevah execute a woman for merely showing her hair, right?  Right??"

Ohhh absolutely, cupcake. 

SO...now that you understand how the Islamic regime MUST lie as the end nears, consider: An adviser to the Speaker of Iran’s parliament--Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, a total thug and regime kingpin--said Iran is winning the war, and that Trump has "about 20 hours to submit to Iran” or face devastating consequences for US allies.

Mahdi Mohammadi wrote on X, “Trump has about 20 hours to either submit to Iran or his allies will return to the Stone Age.  Iran has clearly won the war and will only accept an ending that [we want.]  We will not back down.”

Now, for young Americans: way back before you were born--thus before the beginning of history (2003)--as American tanks rolled into Baghdad, on the other side of the city Iraq's "Minister of Information" (Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf) was being interviewed by a dozen journalists from all over the world.  He's famous for the resulting videos in which he proclaims there were no American troops in Baghdad--when they were actually just ten miles from the minister's location.

If you don't believe it, google "Baghdad Bob." 

This is where the "Islamic regime of Iran" is right now.  A hundred of so of the leaders of the regime have been killed in air-strikes, and the rest are beginning to sense that the end is near.  But human psychology--the coping mechanism--compels them to believe the reverse: that their regime is not only winning, but that the U.S. will be forced to surrender in just 20 hours or so.

Ohh, you bet, cupcake.

See, the regime rulers know that if they give up and try to flee, they could be ripped apart by citizens whose loved ones were murdered by the Islamists.  (For Americans who don't pay attention: in 3 days in January (8th thru 10th) the IRGC murdered 40,000 Iranian citizens.  Shot 'em in the streets with rifles, shotguns and automatic handguns.

Shooting fish in a barrel, as they say.  If you bother to look, you can find hours of video of those executions.  It's utterly chilling--almost beyond belief.  But there are SO many cell-phone videos that at some point even stupid Democrats are finally forced to realize "It would have cost a fortune to stage all this."

So why didn't Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf himself make the bragging, bullshit claim that Iran has the U.S. on the ropes, eh?

Cuz like all the top regime leaders, Ghalibaf is too busy trying to find a way to flee to...uh...Russia?  China?  Cuba?  Venezuela is out.  Life in Cuba sucks.  Leaves Russia and China, eh?

But in China, Muslims are "persona non-grata," eh?  Of course other Muzz-ruled nations are a possibility, but you need money to bribe the rulers to take you in.  And we've frozen the regime's bank accounts.

 Of course all the smaaaht regime kingpins have squirreled away as much gold and as many Euros as they could.  But getting either of those to the ruler of a Muzz nation you're trying to bribe takes planning, eh?  But don't worry, you've got time, right?

But if Iranian citizens (a.k.a. "deplorables") start to capture weapons, and the IRGC flees, that time expires.  So the most important thing for regime leaders is to keep the IRGC "imperial guard" and the public believing their lies that the U.S. will lose the war.

Now, most rational observers know the Islamic regime is on the ropes.  But the regime has an ace in the hole: U.S. Democrats and their Media allies.

If you've been paying attention, you know a dozen or more congressional Democrats have accused Trump of committing war crimes and are demanding that he be removed as president.

Think I'm kidding?  Click here.

Today is April 7th.  Yesterday the first Iranian member of the U.S. House--a Democrat--called for Trump to be removed via the 25th Amendment, and announced she was filing articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth.  And the U.S. Mainstream Media parrot this without a critical world: "War crimes." 

The mullahs and IRGC are totally confident that if they can just hold out for another few weeks, congressional Democrats and their Media allies will have enough public support to force Trump to end the war, leaving the mullahs and IRGC in power.  Hence the bluster from the new "Baghdad Bob:" "Duh U.S. is only 20 hours from surrendering!"

Wow.  The U.S. Media will win the war for the IRGC and their Democrat allies--ensuring the continued rule of the mullahs.  

April 06, 2026

Inmates in Cook County jail were dying with no signs of trauma. Mystery solved.

In the Cook County jail, inmates are dying from new drugs soaked into the pages of letters, books and legal documents

New York Times, March 21, 2026

How far have we fallen as a country?  Take a look below.  If the article is accurate, it should have been on national newzcasts, but I'll bet you never heard about this before now.

In January of 2023, in Chitcongo's Cook County jail, inmates began turning up dead in their cells, with no signs of trauma.  All investigators found were scraps of singed paper scattered on the floor.

For months, jail inmates had been "falling ill" with no known cause.  Officials said they'd heard rumors that deadly drugs were being smuggled in, but they didn't know how.

Finally officials concluded inmates were heating the scraps of paper and smoking the vapor.

Suppliers would spray a mix of drugs onto the pages of totally legal items like books, letters, legal documents, even photographs.

Inmates would then tear the drug-soaked sheets--worth thousands of dollars a page--into strips and use cigarette lighters to smoke the vapors.  The Times says inmates who smoked the stuff "went into crazed, exorcistic fits, as if possessed."

(Ever seen the word "exorcistic" before?)

To block the drugs the jail added 24-hour surveillance, searched more cells and beefed up the mail room, inspecting every item by hand.

But as always in competitions between drug smuggers and authorities, the smugglers had countermeasures for every move authorities made.  When officials began checking regular mail more closely, smugglers began delivering the drugs on "privileged" legal correspondence.  Officials began finding drug-laced books in sealed packages that appeared to have been shipped directly from Amazon.

Naive investigators claimed to be baffled that anyone would spray so many different--and potentially deadly--drugs onto a single piece of paper.  You have to know druggies: They'd inject goat urine if a friend claimed that would produce a high.  Druggies are not like the rest of us: they'll do literally anything for a high, no matter the risk.  You have to have known one to understand how obsessed they are.

I had a sister who was a druggie.  High IQ, law degree, high position in the courts.  Got into drugs and couldn't let go.  Or perhaps didn't want to.

Addictive drugs have been around as long as humans.  The opium trade goes back thousands of years.  As recently as the 20th century, officials still focused on three substances derived from plants: marijuana, cocaine and heroin.

Today, far more powerful "designer drugs" dominate the market.  And that shows up in the death toll:  In 1971 just under 7,000 Americans died of overdoses. Now, over 70,000 Americans die from overdoses each year.

An arms race for potency is underway.  Stronger drugs mean one kilogram can reap as much profit as 100 kilos of heroin. 

And the consequences aren't just death of the user:  Many drugs cause psychosis and unprovoked violence.

In prison, paper is a lifeline to parents, partners and children outside the walls.  After officials realized drugs were coming in on paper, the sheriff of Cook County (Tom Dart) called other jail officials grappling with the same problem. Some had decided to ban paper outright.

Sheriff Dart--being a good Democrat--refused, bleating that taking paper away from inmates would rob them of what they missed most:  connection to loved ones.  That seemed too harsh to the Democrat, and the Times says the reason is that most inmates in the jail hadn't been convicted yet, but were simply in jail awaiting trial.

As the death toll mounted in 2023, the jail taught inspectors to identify what unadulterated  paper smelled like and felt like, hoping to catch drug-laced paper.  But the drugs were so novel that even dogs couldn't detect them.

One official bleated “Inmates use paper for everything.  The schools inside use paper, the staff uses paper, and the inmates get paper in the mail every day.”  This is an excuse, designed to maintain the "We cain't do nuffin' about dis" status quo.

Almost everything the jail did seemed to spur more innovation by the smugglers.  “Every time we discovered a new trick, they’d make a change.”

The jail put up posters warning of the dangers of smoking drug-soaked paper.  “Don’t die in jail,” the posters warned.

But as anyone who's known a hard-core drug user knows, they're not worried about dying. 

As one former inmate put it, “A lot of us are facing life in prison, so you just want to leave that behind, even for a minute.  “Inmates think, ‘Just ’cause that guy died doesn’t mean I’m going to die. He was probably just weak.’”

Using is not cheap. A piece of drug-laced paper the size of a driver’s license can cost $800.  A whole sheet of such paper can reach $10,000. Inmates tell of begging family and friends for thousands of dollars over the years they spent in jail, to pay for drugs.

On the street, synthetic drugs are often far cheaper than traditional ones.  But inside jail the price reflects the well-known laws of supply and demand.

Oh wait, I forgot:  Democrats don't believe in those laws.  Oh well...

Since 2023 officials have arrested dozens of staffers and visitors for sneaking in drug-soaked paper. One corrections officer was caught with 48 pages in her home.

The team ran back through everything for new leads — and finally caught a break.

An inmate had been caught with drug-soaked paper, so investigators reviewed hours of video recordings of his visits to try to discover how he got it:  When his girlfriend came to see him, she slipped him a packet of papers while someone distracted officers.

She had been searched before visits, but no one realized drugs could be delivered on paper.

When the girlfriend was finally questioned, she told investigators everything.

At last, investigators began to map the outlines of a network. A dealer in the Chicago area seemed to be working with eight inmates and their girlfriends to bring in drug-laced paper.

They also discovered the dealer was in contact with inmates around the country, sending paper to correctional facilities all over the U.S.

In 2024 investigators presented their evidence to federal officials, hoping they would join the fight.  A few weeks later, they did.

By the end of 2024 several dealers were competing to get drug-laced paper into the jail.

“We don’t have dogs that can smell it, we don’t have test strips for it, we don’t have field test kits,” Mr. Murphy said. “So if we find paper on a guy, we have to send it to the lab, wait five to six weeks for it to come back and then say, ‘OK, now we’re going to arrest him.’”

By then the guy would be gone.


On a blustery evening in March 2025, Mr. Wilks was leaving the jail for the day when he spotted a beat-up sedan parked next to his car.

The driver got out, holding three small puffy packages that looked like they came from Amazon. The man did not speak much English, but was on the phone with a woman who did.

“I’m trying to make sure the book I’ve mailed to my husband gets to him,” the woman told Mr. Wilks over the driver’s cellphone.

The woman explained that the driver was supposed to take the packages to a shipping dock at the jail reserved for deliveries by Amazon, UPS and FedEx.

Suspicious, Mr. Wilks said he would take care of the packages himself.

Once inside, he opened the packages and found three books, one with pornography, and two others with the sticky texture he had learned to associate with drug-saturated paper.

It was a brazen scheme. People were sneaking in drug-laced paper by sending official-looking packages to the shipping dock used by UPS, Amazon and FedEx.  By dumb luck Wilks had stumbled on a driver who couldn't find the shipping dock.

Wilks and his team had always assumed that anything in an Amazon box or pouch had come from an Amazon warehouse and was therefore clean.

Now Wilks and his team got a tip that anyone could sign up with Amazon as "third-party booksellers."  Dealers would coat pages of a book in drugs, then offer it for sale on Amazon, complete with official-looking packaging.

Amazon claimed it hadn't found any information confirming that third-party sellers were in fact shipping drugs into Cook County correctional facilities.

The Times propagandist writes that Wilks and other investigators were "astounded" at this display of creativity by the drug sellers, implying that investigators didn't know Amazon and FedEx shipped packages to inmates without any inspection!

Clues were popping up that drug-soaked paper might be catching on outside jail. Tips had circulated that gas stations around the Chitcongo suburbs Illinois were selling gift cards soaked in drugs.

Finally in August of last year, after the tip from the imate's girlfriend, agents raided a house in the Chitcongo suburbs and found ONE of the wholesale operations making the drug-soaked paper.

Law enforcement had been surveilling the owner for months, and had intercepted shipments to jails in North Carolina, Indiana and Illinois. 

When authorities searched the trash for the house they found 14 sheets of printed labels addressed to inmates across the country, some with return addresses of *law offices.*

After the arrest, Wilks said "This is not going to stop.”  And of course he was right. Corrections officers kept finding drug-laced paper in the jail.  In the month after the bust, authorities confiscated 277 suspicious pages.

Of course this could be easily fixed: confiscate all matches and lighters from inmates.  But it's absolutely certain that some dipshit leftist judge would wail that that was "cruel and unusual punishment" and would block it.  See, the Founders believed inmates should have the same rights as non-criminals.  At least Democrat believe that's what the Founders wanted.  And for Democrats, "feelz" overrides all history, every time.    

Source: New York Times 

April 05, 2026

Democrats would rather let Iran build an atomic bomb than prevent that by force

 

Of course they don't literally say that, because most Americans would instantly recognize that the Dem policy is stupid.  So instead Dem "leaders" bleat "Dey wuzn't reeeeally tryin' t'build an atomic bomb!  Y'say they admitted to having 440 kg of uranium enriched to 60%?  Is dat suppos'ta mean somethin'?  Dat jus' math, which ebrywun know beez raaaaaacis!  So begone with your right-wing math tricks!  

"No, we don't know how much a 'kg' is.  Why does that matter?  And yew seem to think '60%' is significant.  Why do you mention that like that should worry us?  Dey sed dey jus' wanted to use duh stuff to make electricity!  Whut wrong wif dat?  

"No, we don't know whut percent of 'enrichment' is needed to do dat.  Why does that matter?  How can you order that peaceful pipo like those running Iran can't have nuclear powerplants?  Yew iz jus' tryin' to use your raaacist maff to justify going to war!"

Democrat stupidity knows no bounds.  They believe (or pretend to) that there's a use for 60%-enriched uranium other than atomic bombs.  There isn't.  Nuclear reactors only need 10%.  The Media could explain that to viewers/readers, but they never do, because that would show the enormity of the Dem lie that "Iran wuz nevah tryin' t'build an atomic bomb."

The next Democrat lie--obediently parroted by their allies in the Mainstream Media--is "And even if they had been working on an atomic bomb, that's no threat to the U.S. because they don't have missiles big enough to get it here!"

The flaw in that reasoning is that anyone can ship an atomic bomb into, say, New York harbor, or Jacksonville or Los Angeles or Oakland or Seattle on a container-ship, hidden among 12,000 other containers.

Democrats don't want you to even consider that.  They could bleat "NOOooo, dat not possible, cuz we inspek all duh containers befo' dey iz loaded!"  No, cupcake, we don't, and neither does anyone else.  Dems don't wanna discuss this because the truth would quickly destroy their bullshit claim that "we" inspect the contents of all or even most of the 12,000 containers on a big container-ship.

You'd think at least some reporter would have asked about this--and may have, but their Media bosses will never do an article about it because it would show that leading Democrats are totally full of shit about this being impossible.

Bottom line: Trump was right to say "We will not permit you to build a bomb."  But of course the Lying Mainstream Media will never admit Trump was right about anything. 

Small Minnesota town shows America’s awful future. Thanks, Democrats

Faribault, Minnesota:  Population 23,352.  In 1990 it was 98% white.  Virtually no crime.  Decent school.  No crime there either.  Good graduation rate and student proficiency.

Faribault's only misfortune was that it was just an hour from Minneapolis, at a time when that Democrat-ruled shithole was being made the destination of 200,000 Somalis--entirely due to Democrat policies.  

Somalis invaded Minneapolistan, and Faribault became the epicenter of a $2.6 million Somali Medicaid-ride fraud, in which 8 Somalis stole hundreds of names to bill taxpayers for rides, interpreters and acupuncture services that never happened.

Somalis in the town were also part of the $250 million "Feeding Our Future" "free meals" scam--the first of the massive leftist/immigrant frauds in the state that are now estimated to have stolen about $9 BILLION--all of which was immediately moved to Somalia so is now unrecoverable.

To repeat: Somali fraud in Minnesota alone has likely cost taxpayers at least $9 BILLION. (And yes, I know one liberal white "female" was the nominal head of Feeding Our Future.) 

The ease with which Somalis stole tax dollars led to other fraud: because the purpose of the Democrat party is to give money to all immigrant fraudsters, somehow the tiny Faribault school system managed to snag a cool $1 million grant to "stop Somali drug abuse."

That grant was solicited by Lul Bashir Ali, initially identified only as a Somali mother.  Now investigators are trying to figure out where that million went, as it seems to have vanished without having done anything other than paying Lul Bashir Ali and family.

Today Faribault is 65% white, down from 98% in 1990.  Democrats: "Dis beez guuud!  Dis need t' happen all ovah duh country!  Cuz white iz bad!  Only Black and brown--and liberal whites, of course--are guuuud!"

Today 60% of the town's school students are Somalis. 

Democrats: "Wuz yew not lis'nin to whut we sed befo'?  Dis guuuud, citizen!"

Somali parents have been complaining about the possibility of their offspring becoming “English-dominant,” wailing that “parents and children might no longer share a common language, "weakening communication and cultural connections within families.”  So the town's school board--all liberal Democrats--is considering hiring Somali teachers to teach science, health and social studies in the Somali language.  

Wait...how many Somali teachers are certified in those subjects?  Virtually none.  Ooohhh.  So how can we do as ouah precious Somali neighbors demand?  Sure: we'll just get a state waiver from the normal requirements to teach.  Since Timmy is duh guv'ner, no prob!

See how neatly that works?

Why do ya think Democrats have imported millions of Somalis, eh?  Because they vote Democrat.  How the hell do ya think that POS Ilhan Omar continues to win elections, eh?  Or Minnesota's corrupt Muslim attorney-general Keith Ellison?

Today the town's graduation rate, attendance, test scores and every other metric are far below state standards:  Proficiency tests show less than 14% of students were proficient in math.  Just 30% were proficient in reading.

Note these results well, citizen: this is your future if the Dems continue to control immigration via their DeepState parasites.  Faribault is the "new normal" for Democrats.

Welfare dependence among Somali colonists is stratospheric.  One Somali interviewed by the Minnesota Post bragged “Faribault has become our city.”  And all the numbers confirm it.
Of course some "ordinary" Democrats may be rational.  But clearly the goal of leading Dem politicians--from Tim Walz up to Chuckie Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries--is to continue the policies that have essentially destroyed once-placid Faribault.

At that point Democrats won’t have to cheat to win every election.  That’s why they demonize border control and deporting illegals.

Source:

https://moonbattery.com/conquered-faribault-minnesota-shows-the-way-to-americas-fundamentally-transformed-future/ 

April 03, 2026

Comments on Artemis launch show lots of Americans *claim* they don't believe it's real

I watched the launch on a YouTube stream, and was stunned when scores of commenters on the stream claimed it was all fake.

Wait...tens of thousands of people in Florida were watching within a few dozen miles of the launch.  Were they fooled by Special Effects?  Or paid by mysterious conspirators to claim they'd watched a massive rocket launch?

Many commenters claimed it was done with "AI"--which could be done one video feeds but not for those watching live. 

The leftist critics claimed the "alleged" launch was a cunning distraction from their claim that "the U.S. is losing the war in Iran--BADLY!"  (That's an actual quote from a shithead Democrat senator.)  Or to distract from their claim that planet’s magnetic field is dying, or from alleged deadly new germs discovered buried in Antarctica, or from the Epstein files, or...something.

Some commenters even named a specific Hollywood studio as the real stage of the mission.  Made the claim totally believable, eh?

All the above strikes me as troubling:  More and more Americans are believing obviously absurd Narratives instead of accepting obvious facts--and I think that's a really bad sign.

Of course we've always had a lunatic fringe--folks who deny things that have massive proof, simply because denial gives them a political advantage.  For example, the WW2 Nazi concentration camps killed and cremated millions.  Once this became widely known, more people began to sympathize with the Jews.  Antisemites were eager to counter that, so began denying the Holocaust actually happened.

If your grandfather was with the U.S. Army in Germany at the end of the war and personally saw the starving prisoners, the piles of shoes, the tons of ashes, professional liars will claim that he was either lying, or repeating a Narrative told by an agent, or that he'd been shown an expensive, elaborate hoax.

If you try to counter that thousands of American soldiers saw the horrors of the death camps, or that Life Magazine ran pages of photos, the saboteurs counter that Life was in on the fake.  The saboteurs don't care that there's no rational motive.  That missing piece simply doesn't occur to the credulous--the gullible.

Same for the series of successful moon landings by Americans beginning in July of 1969 and continuing with five more landings over 3.5 years.

For young Americans: American men are the only humans to have EVER walked on the moon.  In the 57 years since we did it, no humans from any other country have been there.  And we did it 57 years ago..and not just once but SIX times.

It only took the communist/leftist saboteurs a few years to realize they could get morons to believe it never happened, by concocting the stunning claim that all six of the American moon landings were fake.

Now think: Who benefits from getting Americans--and citizens of other nations--to believe such a claim?

Sure: communists.  Several objectives: Most obvious is to make Americans believe their government would do anything, spend hundreds of millions on an elaborate fake, to make the U.S. seem more powerful.  And the secondary goal is to make people all over the world believe the beacon of freedom and free markets isn't as good as they make people believe--which makes communism seem more attractive by comparison.  Hmmm...

I'm a total cynic and skeptic, and well understand that governments lie--some rarely, others routinely.  And most adults have heard Hitler's maxim that if you tell a really big lie, people are MORE likely to believe it because it's so brazen that they think no one would be that bold, eh?

Example: the Chyna virus.  Fauci and bribem absolutely assured Americans that a harmless bat virus could not possibly have been modified in a Wuhan lab to make it lethal to humans. .  Yet we have the genetic code that shows it was unquestionably modified.

The saboteurs quickly countered that it was modified by the U.S. as part of a bio-warfare program.

Except I've read with my own eyes a paper given at an international conference in 2015, in which the female "bat lady" in charge of the Wuhan lab reported on their success in inserting a single gene into a bat coronavirus.  The last page of that paper thanked the U.S. NIH--specifically Fauci and his NIAID division--for funding the research.

This was in 2015, five years before the Chyna virus hit the world.  Yet Fauci has never been charged with lying to everyone.  Brazen, eh?

People are right to distrust authority. Years of media lies, government coverups, Narratives and stolen elections have conditioned people to assume they are being misled at least part of the time.  And when people feel lied to enough, they become cynical, and more likely to believe the most outrageous lies as a counter to what they understandably feel are lies by the Establishment.

The result is that lots of Americans deny the most basic facts, like whether the Earth is spherical.  And the Holocaust, and the six American moon landings.  They believe the World Trade Center was demolished by planted charges rather than by hijacked jetliners full of jet fuel.  

"Wait...what about the video from hundreds of pedestrian cell phones showing at least the second jet crashing into one of the towers?"  Easy: doze wuz all faked!  Computer graphics made to look like cell phone vids!

The sowers of lies and doubt have an answer for everything, no matter how absurd.

Way too many Americans believe vapor trails--condensed from cooling the water vapor produced by jet engines flying in -50 degree air--are really "chem-trails"--government planes spraying mysterious chemicals on helpless citizens below!  No idea what those mysterious chemicals might be, but it doesn't matter, eh?

And finally, too many believe the huge rocket NASA and the Media claim was just launched from the Cape was an elaborate, staged fake.

And the gullible, credulous morons are allowed to vote, and there are millions of 'em.
 

April 02, 2026

Democrats: "Maybe a few Americans are killed by thugs we release w/o bail, but so what?"

Leftist judges--all appointed by Democrats--kept letting the thugs out of jail without making 'em post bail--cuz dat beez duh Democrat demand.  See, it jus' beez TOTALLY unfair to keep thugs in jail until trial, eh?

Their victims--the innocent people they murdered in cold blood--would probably disagree.

Democrats: "So what?  We gets t'do what we wants, an' we wants liberal judges!  Deez pipo wuz jus' 'collateral damage.'  Not ouah fault!  It's like gettin' killed by plane crashes, eh?  Jus' their bad luck!  Not ouah fault!  We don't ban flying cuz some pipo get killed in crashes!  Got it?  Cuz whut mattahs is dat we don't keep deez po' men in jail til dere trials!" 

"No kings" demonstrators awaiting their next orders

 

Democrat *lawmakers* in Pennsylvania introduce resolution to honor women. Hilarity ensues...

Democrat lawmakers in Pennsylvania's Democrat-controlled legislature proposed a resolution to make March "national women’s month."

But after a Republican rep introduced an amendment to define "woman," the Dem fucktards withdrew the resolution.

That wasn't confusion.  Instead, the request to define "woman" revealed "the glitch in the Matrix" (if you saw that movie).

See, the Democrat script requires that no one question the Democrats' definition of "woman," which is "anyone who claims to be one."  That's obviously horseshit, but it's what the Democrats demand.

Hmmm.....

Asking 'em to define "woman" exposes the charade (which is exactly what it is).

Their script--their scam--can't survive the question.

Democrats in the PA legislature withdrew the resolution because having to define "woman" would have exposed the lie that's the core of "transgenderism."

One question and the hoax--the deliberate lie--was exposed.

The Democrats withdrew their resolution NOT because they suddenly no longer wanted to honor women.  They withdrew it because they were never talking about women at all. 

March 29, 2026

One author saw it all coming

"When you discover that to be allowed to produce anything, you must ask permission from men who produce nothing--and who don't know how to produce anything; when you see that money flows to people who deal not in goods but in arranging government favors; when you realize that men get far richer by graft and influence than by work, and that your laws don't protect you and your family against their rapacity, but protect them against you; when you see corruption lavishly rewarded...you know your society is doomed."
    --Ayn Rand, "Atlas Shrugged" (slightly edited)  

Hugo Chavez: "Nation builder, comrade!" Che Guevara: "Hero of the Revolution"

Socialism!  Cuz it's FAAaaabulous, comrade!  Paradise on Erf!

 

And while we're on the topic of FAAAbulous communist "liberators," let us not forget the inspirational face below, eh?  The face that smiled out from millions of red T-shirts worn by American college students and working-class welfare queens and would-be dictators!  This WAS the face of what U.S. leftists truly believed was Utopia--communist rule!

 

But sadly, over decades after his capture and death the true story of this insane, murderous son of a bitch slowly began to leak out: as the caption says, he murdered teachers, artists, blacks and gays--personally.  And yet U.S. leftists absolutely adored Che Guevara, believing him to be a great liberator and leader!

Hard to believe.  Oh wait, it's totally believable, because the Left owns the Media, and strives mightily to prevent the dirty truth from getting out.     

And of course it helps that Leftists are morons who know nothing of history.

On a lighter note...

A discussion was underway on a website about men dating younger women, an angry woman posted this:

"Women dating older men is normal. Men dating younger women is just weird."  

So to her, younger women deciding to date older men--whether because they found older men more physically attractive or to gain a more luxurious lifestyle--was perfectly reasonable.  After all, the women were freely choosing who they wanted to date, eh?  Perfectly reasonable.

So women freely choosing to date older, wealthier men was totally different from men freely choosing to date younger women.  The first was fine, but men freely choosing to date younger women was "weird"--outrageous.  

By her "reasoning," whenever there was a big difference in ages between a couple, the female was perfectly normal, but the man in the same relationship was "weird," eh?

This is why most women are Democrats: they don't see a thing wrong with the reasoning that "It's fine if our side does X, but outrageous if your side does it." 

Double-standard, certainly.  Also illogical, lunatic...and far too common.