German intel report: "Muslims are infiltrating government institutions"
Democrats and most Germans: "NOOooo, dis FAKE NEWZ! Dis un-possible, citizen! Next you're gonna be claiming that the mayor of London is Muslim! And next that the mayor of America's largest city is Muslim! How silly!
Wait...whut?
Some wag noted that those "intel" guys are really perceptive, eh? Cuz no one else ever suspected a thing, right?
Except for the "Visegrad nations," Europe is lost. The U.S. is only a decade behind. Of course you don't believe that, because...uh..."reasons," eh? See, if dis wuz true, you're sure the totally honest, unbiased Mainstream Media would tell ya, eh?
Hahahahahahaha! Y'mean jus' like duh Media tol' ya bribem was a vegetable? (Clue: they never did tell ya.) Or that he was using Hunty to collect bribes? (Clue: they nevah tol' ya that either.)
Or do ya mean duh way duh totally honest Media tol' ya Israel was a repressive nation cuz dey din' allow Muslims dere? (About 2 million Israeli citizens are Muslim--18 to 21% of that nation's population.) Or that Israel invaded Gaza for no reason at all? (Clue: Israel invaded after 1500 missiles were fired from Gaza into Israel, and despite endless warnings from Israel to stop or face retaliation.)
Y'mean how the Mainstream Media tol' ya Iran was NOT trying to build an atom bomb? (Clue: Iran's negotiators have admitted having 1,000 pound of 60%-enriched uranium, and there is NO known use for uranium to be enriched beyond ten percent *except* to build an atom bomb.)
THAT Mainstream Media?
If you rely on the Mainstream Media for ANY information, you're a damn fool who deserves what's coming. The sons of whores would lie about whether the sun was shining without a second thought. Their job is to help Democrats win elections, period.
