Who's the best VP ever? Mainstream Media is telling you--and you might be surprised

Hey citizen, who's the very bestest VP *evah,* eh?  Here ya go!  (See if you can guess the source.)

As president biden faces growing pressure to drop his reelection bid, a majority of Democrats think his vice president would make a good president herself.

A new poll from the AP-NORC found that about 6 in 10 Democrats believe Kamala Harris would do a good job in the top slot.

One Democrat voter said he would be more excited to support Harris than biden at the top of the ticket, and that it was “about time a woman becomes president."

“It would be nice to see a person of color, a woman, somebody younger step up and lead that charge.  Someone who would inspire a younger generation to be more engaged.”

Another Democrat praised Biden’s great accomplishments as president –- particularly his infrastructure law and his fabulous, effective efforts to tame inflation!  But she has a much more favorable view of Harris, claiming Harris is "more capable of handling the taxing nature of the job.”

“It’s important to be able to concisely and persuasively get the message across that is the Democratic platform right now,” she said.

Absolutely, citizen!  Because if you're looking for a brilliant speaker and communicator--someone who connects perfectly with the average Democrat--the first person everyone thinks of is Kamala Harris, right?  She's is the perfect figure to connect with Democrat voters, being totally "unburdened by what has been."

She also understands "the significance of the passage of time," and how "community banks are in the community" extremely well.

Oh, did you guess the source?  The Dem-fellating Associated Press, parroted by National Public Radio.

And right on cue, the Democrat rag The Hill reports that "an overwhelming majority of Democrats say they approve of Vice President Harris replacing President Biden atop the ticket if he decides to step aside, according to a poll released Thursday.

The Economist/YouGov survey found 79 percent of Democrats would support Harris at the party’s nominee in November if Biden chose to withdraw from the race. 

So it looks like the Powers Who Really Run Things have made the decision:  Joe will step aside and Cackles will be the nominee.  And it's worth noting that Democrat media outlets report that only about 80% of self-identifying Republicans support Trump, which is essentially the same percentage of Dems who support Cackles.  So, SEE!  Cackles is just as popular as Orange Man!