Intercepted: New strategy from loyal Democrats

From: Rachel Maddow, Joy Reid, Larry O'Donnell, Joy Behar
    To: Everyone who loves our great president

All good Democrats agree that Joe Biden is the greatest president in our lifetimes.  And he clearly won 95% of the votes of our fellow Democrats in the primaries.

Now, just because the president had a bad cold after flying back through 15 time zones after leading the world in Europe, some disloyal party members want to remove him as our party's 2024 nominee!

This is a threat to our precious democracy, and is outrageous.  Plus if these insurgents--haters of our precious democracy--succeed, it would put our party in a difficult position.  

We have a way to prevent them from doing this: If the insurgents in our party remove the winner of the primaries as our nominee, we ask you to join us in pledging to write in president Biden's name on your ballot on November 5th.

We realize this will split the Democrat vote, but we don't believe any insurgent nominee would have a chance to defeat the evil Orange Man in any event.  And if we can get 40% of voters to write in our president's name instead of voting for the insurgent replacement, it will inspire young Americans to become Democrats for the future.

So we ask you to spread the word:  If the insurgents succeed in removing our president--who clearly won the nomination--as our nominee, tell everyone we're "Writin' in Biden."