The Media's shifting story of what predicts Dems will win next month

The Mainstream Media's ever-changing summary of the Democrats' campaign thinking:

Only the number of registered voters for each party matters!  Yay, Biden wins!

    Wait...what matters is...the national polls!  Yay, Biden wins!

    Wait...what matters is who has the best "ground game!"  Democrats, hands down!  Biden wins!

    Wait...what matters are...the state polls!  Yay!  Biden wins!

    Wait...what really matters are the national polls after all!  Really!  So...Harris wins!

    Wait...what really matters is which party has the most money and can do great ads!  Yay, Harris wins!

    Wait...what really matters is...which side has requested more mail-in votes!  Yep yep yep!  Yay, Harris wins!

    Wait...what really matters is the HUGE numbers of Republicans who are voting for Harris!  Yay!

So what's next?  Prediction: Cackles will start bleating that Trump is too afraid to do a second debate.  Or that he's too weak and crazy to be president.

Oh wait...she's already said both.