Interview with the demon

I am a demon from hell.  Nice to meet you.

I cooed sweetly "Love is love."  Your elites were instantly enchanted:  "That's SO sophisticated," they bleated, and quickly agreed.  And because you take your cues on what's "in" from the elites, you quickly agreed too.

Then a year later my fellow demons and I demanded the right to have sex with your kid, citing your total, eager agreement that "Love is love."

You people are so easy.

Years ago my fellow demons began burning your nation's flag, claiming "It's just a piece of cloth."  We claimed burning your flag is merely "free speech," which your Constitution enshrines in your Bill of Rights.  So we claimed we had the right to burn your flag because it was "free speech."  And your Supreme Court agreed!

Then 30 years later--with the First Amendment still in your Constitution--when a group of our "useful idiots" painted the flag of a different "nation" on the pavement in cities, and drivers left tire marks on the road, we encouraged your politicians order their cops to arrest the drivers for a "hate crime"!  And of course they did.

Because the contradiction between burning the American flag (legal) and leaving tire marks on the road where our minions had painted the flag of their cause was SO glaringly obvious, a few of my fellow demons told me they didn't think we'd get away with it.  But I know your elites and Media, and your leftist Media nodded and agreed that leaving tire marks on dat "pride flag" iz "hate speech!"

Let me tell ya, we did some real partying that night!

My fellow demons routinely invite speakers to your kid's university to speak on the crucial need to demand the violent overthrow of "the patriarchy."  Parents complain, but our useful-idiot minions scream "Under freedom of speech we have the absolute right to insist that these captains of chaos be allowed to speak. And as we planned, every corrupt university president agrees.  Every one.  Not a single exception, cuz... "freedom of speech," deplorable.

But when conservative students at a university invite a speaker we don't like, I order my servants to riot and threaten destruction if that person is allowed to speak.  University presidents--all leftists--quietly order their cops (minions) to tell the conservative students the university can't guarantee the safety of the invited speaker.

"Of course we reeeally iz ALL fo' freedom of speech," they bleat.  "Dat beez an absolute right!  We would nevah try to take away that right!  But if outside groups threaten to burn down the U if your speaker is allowed to speak, whatevah can we do?  So you still have free speech, citizen.  You just can't exercise that right.

"Not ouah fault!  Why you upset, bro?"

And speaking of freedom of speech: One of my greatest victories was the notion of "hate speech."  As should be obvious, that term is--as they say--"infinitely flexible:" Anyone can define it any way they wish.  The Left (i.e. my minions) have now defined it as any speech that hurts someone's feewings.  And it's easy to find one of my fellow demons or a minion who claims his, her or "their" feewings were hurt by "being misgendered," or you not using their preferred pronouns.  Or calling them by their given name, which they've cunningly called a "dead-name."

Some of my fellow demons didn't think such transparently absurd bullshit could possibly fly, but fortunately your elites have totally bought into this horse-shit.  Not a single one of your elites even thinks about calling it out.  

You people are SO easy!  Takin' candy from a baby.

And today "woke" parents (LOVE that term!)-- and your Democrat president and VP--eagerly preen about encouraging your kids to "change gender."  I barely had to lift a finger to set this in motion.  Your president ORDERED that men who simply *claimed* to be female be legally be treated as if they were actual females.  And your VP--who seems to be on track to be your next president--totally agrees.

One of your "religions" said your body was like a temple.  Logically one doesn't "defile" a temple. [For young Americans, "defile" doesn't mean to take something out of the file, like the rulerz getting rid of icky paper evidence.]

The corollary was "Don't defile your body with drugs."  "If you're fat, get in shape."

By 1960 drugs were everywhere--and your elites loved it.  And by 2015 no one even dared to raise an eyebrow at a 300-pound person being given two seats on airlines.  One of the icons of this new age was a 350-pound singer who was absolutely glorified by the media for being so proud of being fat.

Your elites have now totally embraced the idea that urging kids to avoid drugs or get in shape--which the elites call that "fat shaming"--is forbidden.  It's brilliant!  I got a promotion for that one.

Another of my brilliant achievements is "DEI."

Start with "diversity."  We seeded that with the logic that if people are allowed to voice their ideas, companies and other organizations are likely to hear one that wins.  Who could possibly argue with that, eh?

So once this logical truism was accepted it was child's play to take it to the absurd limit: Demand that a company building commercial airliners hire a specified percentage of employees who knew nothing about "maff."  By this time company execs knew our ideas would win the elites and "government" over, so they jumped right on board.   

Next was "inclusion."  We chose this label because it played on everyone's childhood fears: No one wanted to be excluded from the "in-group" of kool kidz.  Since everyone feared that, who could *possibly* be opposed to "inclusion," right?

Of course everyone agreed, and it was easy from there: Your elites claimed males claiming to be female had to be allowed to compete in girls' sports--cuz if that wasn't allowed, you'd be *excluding duh po' dears from playing school sports,*" eh?  And dat would NOT be "inclusive!"

You pipo are SO easy!

Now we're working on "equity."  We chose that term because it sounds so much like "equality," which is enshrined in the U.S. Constitution, so many Americans confuse the two.  Of course "equality" means everyone has the same rights."  "Equity"--as your future Dem president Cackles (we demons even call her that) explains, that's where everyone has the same outcome, regardless of study or effort or horrible choices.

She's on video pushing exactly that.  We had to intervene to keep that video from going viral, but of course that's easy.

Yes, of course, obviously that's a recipe for utter disaster.  (Have you forgotten who I am?)  But so MANY Americans confuse the two words that every Democrat and half the Republicans totally support "equity."  

You're all so easy!  We dangle a noble, cuddly buzzword in front of you--a buzzword no good person could possibly oppose.  And once everyone has thoroughly demonstrated their virtue by agreeing to the cuddly principle, we sit back and let that "cool, hip" principle do what we intended: destroy your society.  And since your leftist "elites" fell all over themselves endorsing the warm, cuddly principle, almost no one has the courage to object.  And when the policy--open borders or legalizing deadly drugs or legalizing theft or legalizing foreigners illegally entering the U.S. or anything else--achieve our planned conclusion, the elites blame...anything other than the policy that caused it.

And the beauty of it is that it's happening so gradually that only a handful of Americans even notice it--and it's easy to marginalize those few as "raaaaacists" and "right-wing extremists" and "Q-anon supporters."

It's such a hootl!  You pipo are SO easy!