"Dere iz NO bias in duh Mainstream Media. Trust us! Reeeally!"

There is NO bias in your Mainstream Media.  Nope nope nope!  Say it wif' me, citizen!  "Dere iz NO bias in ouah faaaaaabulous Mainstream M..."  Wait...whut?

WOW, citizen!  Look at that absolutely angelic artist's conception of ouah beloved Kamala!  Isn't it absolutely breathtaking?   She looks positively ethereal!  That blu-ish outline around her--like a halo!--looks like the feathers around a Native American princess!  And that caption: "Her Moment!"  It's all so totally dreamy!

Gosh, for a moment there we got so excited we forgot what we were doing!   Oh yeah: "There is NO bias in the Mainstream Media!  None!  Reeeally!"

"An' yew mus' believe us cuz... we ARE the Mainstream Media, so if WE say dere ain't no bias, you kin be absolutely sure dat we're right!"

Not convinced?  Here's duh response from totally unbiased CBS to the exact same proposal from both candidates: First from Trump, then from the copycat Cackles almost two months later.  When Trump proposed it, CBS reacted by whining about the HUGE, OUTRAGEOUS cost--not "per year" but over ten years!  (Why not 20 or 30, eh?)   But when their beloved Cackles precisely copied Trump's idea almost two months later, did CBS whine about the cost?

Hahahahaha!  Not even close.  The sons of whores didn't say a critical word.  Take a look:

No matter how much you hate the media, it's not remotely enough.  If you're a conservative, love your family, work hard to put food on the table and keep a roof over their head, those sons of whores want you dead.  Or in prison, like people who walked by the capitol building on J6.  They sneer at you for believing males can't become REAL women.  For wanting to close the Dems' open border.  For wanting to keep control of your health care.  For wanting to have the right to defend your family with a firearm.

Eh, who cares, right?  If Cackles wins, everything will be fine, right?