September 10, 2024

Dell, Paramount Global join Intel in cutting jobs

On August 1st, Intel announced it would cut 15,000 jobs--but of course not until after duh election.  Now more companies are announcing similar cuts. 

Now Dell Technologies confirmed it was cutting jobs.  One source says Dell may be planning to cut 12,500 workers jobs, making this a close second to Intel's bombshell announcement.

Now entertainment giant Paramount Global said it will lay off about 2,000 employees after taking a write-down of nearly $6 billion on the value of its cable networks.

But don't worry your li'l deplorable selves, rubes.  We sed duh economy iz booming, so believe it!  As proof our Media friends point to duh stock market being nearly at an all-time high.  So deez job cuts mean nuffin'--a bucket of water in the ocean, jus' like duh $35 TRILLION national debt.  Pay no attention.  

Then ask your kids how many millions in a trillion.  Of course *you're* an adult, so you know, right?

https://www.fastcompany.com/91170670/tech-media-mass-layoffs-august-2024-update-paramount-dell-axios-job-cuts-list

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