If I were Trump, I'd lead each of my segments tonight with one of the following:

"Joe, I'm going to ask you just one question every time it's my turn.  So since your handlers say you have a great memory it shouldn't be any problem for you to remember the question for just three minutes so you can answer it."

"Hey joe, last time we met you swore your son's laptop--with all the evidence against you--was...what was the term you used?  Oh yeah: "Russian disinformation."  Now that the FBI has said it's authentic, is there any correction you'd like to make to voters?"

"Hey joe, last Monday I challenged you to take a drug test before the debate tonite.  I said I'd take one too, of course.  But your handlers refused.  Why did they refuse, Joe?"

"Hey joe, did you give the CIA permission to blow up the Nord Stream pipelines, or was that decision made by your handlers?  Did you think about the fact that blowing up those lines would cause energy prices for Europeanse to double?  Surely the CIA warned you that would happen, right?"

"Hey joe, do you believe states should be able to take kids under 18 away from their parents if the parents don't agree to the kid having a sex-change operation?"

"Hey joe, do you believe Hamas's attack on Israel on October 7 was justified?"  [Obviously there's no way to answer this without angering a chunk of voters.]

"Hey joe, does the president have the power to make laws?  Do presidents have to follow decisions from the Supreme Court?  Because we all notice you don't.

"Hey joe, which Amendment says "Bail shall not be denied, nor Excessive bail imposed"?  Why has your administration violated that Amendment thousands of times?"

"Hey joe, tell us: Who is Jocelyn Nungary?  Did one of your illegals murder her?  Can you tell us if you know you Rachel Morin is?  Did one of your illegals murder her?  Thanks."

"Hey joe, tell us:  How many illegal immigrants has your regime welcomed into the U.S. since yout took office?  And does that figure include those who didn't turn themselves in?