February 20, 2024

Scene from a Democrat fundraiser

Fellow Democrats, we can no longer turn a blind eye to the plight of tens of thousands of citizens of Africa as they suffer from malnutrition.  As the short, one-minute video below, from the capital city of an unnamed nation shows, these sufferers are so weak that they don't have enough energy to lie down on the sidewalk to sleep, but instead fall asleep standing up!

They're starving because rich capitalists have bought up all their farmland and are building solar-electric farms there.  But although this is a wonderful idea that we should do more of here, people in Africa can't eat electricity, so we need laws to make this illegal.

We can't allow these people to continue starving!  Won't you give a few dollars to let us feed these poor, starving people?  And let's pressure our Democrat-controlled senate to send a paltry ten billion or so to feed them!  It's the least we can do as good, compassionate liberals. 

Ah, I see there's a question.  Yes?

Audience member: "Isn't this video of Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia?" 

Democrat: "Oh that's not possible, citizen.  Our compassionate president and his advisors would never allow that here.  I was told this is Rwanda.  Or maybe Nigeria.  But definitely NOT Philadelphia."

Audience member: "I lived in Philly and recognize a couple of the buildings.  It's definitely Kensington Avenue."

Democrat: "That's simply unpossible.  You're just trying to make our great president and VP look bad.  In fact I think you're one of those Trump folks, the people Trump buses in to disrupt Democrat gatherings or to make his rallies appear to be popular.  I'm sure it's Africa.  Karine Jean-Pierre said so."

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