Tens of thousands of job cuts announced can only mean one thing: Duh Economy beez BOOMING!

CNBC (I know, utter shills for the Dems) reports "Nike, Mattel, PayPal, Cisco, Levi Strauss and UPS are just a few of the companies that have announced layoffs in recent weeks."

"Five of the nation's largest banks, including Wells Fargo and Goldman Sachs, eliminated over 20,000 jobs in 2023." 

"Last month U.S. companies announced 82,307 job cuts."

biden regime: "Dis all very good news, citizen!  It jus' like we been tellin' ya: duh economy beez BOOMING!  Deez 'adjustments in staffing' ('adjustments,' not "job cuts," got it?) are exactly what the planners at the Federal Reserve said was needed--what our precious democracy needed in order to achieve our promised reductions in carbon emissions that will save all life on Earth from extinction due to Global Bullshit, and mumble mumble other bullshit!"

"See, citizen?  At this rate we'll have record low unemployment AND lower prices for everything by the end of the year!  Isn't that GREAT?  So be sure to vote Dem in November to get more of this fabulous economy!

"Remember, citizen: The border is, like, totally secure.  Inflation has been stopped,  The economy is booming!  The new vaccines are, like, totally safe and effective!  Your president is totally sharp and competent.  Trump, by contrast, is old, and should be convicted on all counts and shouldn't be allowed to be on the ballot in November.  

"Letting children choose to change their  'gender' at age five--which all good Americans recognize as 'gender-affirming health-care'--is compassionate and reasonable, and no good American could possibly object.  Any military member who doesn't use 'preferred pronouns' needs to be removed from the service.  China is your friend.  Oil and gas are evil!  Buying an electric car shows you're a good citizen!  War is peace, freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength."

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/18/companies-2024-cost-cuts.html