"Say, citizen, y'know what you may have heard about dat vaccine? Um...well...um..."

Democrats believe the gruberment tells 'em the truth, and that conservatives and Republicans lie.

So...how many thousands of times did you hear Fauci and biden and Birx and that incompetent head of the CDC (brunette, appointed despite a lackluster record), and that dipshit governor of New York--Andrew Cuomo--tell you "Duh vax is both safe and effective," eh?

"Safe!  And effective, citizen!"

Again, how many times did you hear that repeated by every talking head, eh?

When independent investigators said "It's neither safe nor effective," what did you do?  You sneered that the only people to be trusted were regime lackeys, including Porridgebrain himself--who almost certainly doesn't even know the difference between a bacterium and a virus.

Well a couple of days ago someone with lots of skill and inspiration released a great compilation of headlines from both those oh-so-honest Mainstream Media papers as well as scientific and technical journals on how effective duh "experts" claimed the vax was.  Starts out at 100%, but then...um... 

"I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF SCIENCE!!  OBEY ME!"

 

Of course now you can't find a single gruberment official who'll admit they EVER said the vax was effective!  

"You just misunderstood, deplorable!  See, we gave you complex, sophisticated, nuanced analysis, and you just didn't understand the Science, see?  So we're innocent of all wrongdoing, and if you or a loved one got Covid after getting the vaccine, well, we warned you there might be a tiny handful of 'breakthrough cases,' remember?  You have to be reel smaht to understand 'nuance,' and you clearly weren't since you didn't graduate from Hahvahd.  So it's your fault."

"But we're absolutely, totally certain that since you DID take the vaccine, you didn't get nearly as sick as you would have if you hadn't taken the faaabulous vaccine!  What?  Of COURSE we've done controlled studies on that!  Otherwise we couldn't make the claim!  We're absolutely sure!  Well, until studies come out saying we may have made a tiny error.  But it's still not our fault." 

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