What a surprise: New Disney remake of an old film features a "teen lesbian relationship" as a major plot device

Screenwriter claims "It was just organic."

So organic! Just as it was *completely organic* when Disney made gay teen relationships central to all their other children's shows in the past two years!

It just...happened!  The Muse just spoke to the writers and producers, and kept saying "Hey, 70% of all teenagers are gay!  Or something close to that. Or at least that's what it should be!"

How can any wokie executive argue with facts like that, eh?

Interviewer:  "So how did a lesbian relationship come to be the core of this film?  When did it enter the process, and was there any pushback?"

Director: "There wasn't any pushback at all.  None.  Disney loved it. And I think we're about to see a huge paradigm shift in film, with more lesbian stories, and lesbian characters in classic stories.  And they'll all be *totally organic* to the narrative, really crucial to the story.  It'll become a totally normal thing in film."

>>Ah, "totally organic," y'say?  Why does that sound like total bullshit?

It's getting predictable:  Pushing gay is in literally every Disney project aimed at children:  Strange World,  Lightyear, Beauty and the Beast, Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, Thor: Love and Thunder,  Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker.

Oh, and Solo, co-written by Jonathan Kasdan and his father, featured a pan-sexual Lando Calrissian who has sex with an SJW robot. (Strongly implied in the script, and stated outside the film in interviews.)

"Organic!" See?  It just happens, all by itself! The words just form themselves on the paper, with no human intervention at all!

In a few more years it'll be huge news if there's a Disney film project that does NOT have gay messaging aimed at children.