The biden regime's favorite official strikes again

You're well-informed, right?

If so, you know who Sam Brinton is, right?  And you know that in September he flew from DC to Minneapolis, went to baggage claim, stole a woman's suitcase, quickly pulled the luggage-check tag off, put it in his purse and walked out with the bag.

This was especially unusual because ol' Sam hadn't checked a bag when he boarded the flight in D.C.

Or as your trusted Mainstream Media reported it, "they" hadn't checked a...Oh wait, the Mainstream Media never reported it.  See, your trusted Media just didn't think it was newsworthy that a cross-dresser who hosts Kink seminars, and is in charge of spent nuclear waste for the biden regime, steals suitcases at airports.

So you never heard a word about this until two months later.  The Media kept it tightly under wraps, cuz if they'd reported it--six weeks before the midterm elections--it might have cost the Democrats a few thousand votes nationwide.

Ooooohh, can't have THAT, eh?

But wait...it gets better!  If you were charged with stealing something valuable enough to be a felony under the law of whatever state you were charged in, you'd have to appear in person for your hearings.  But Brinton has now claimed making him travel from DC to Minneapolis to appear in court would be a "financial hardship" on him.  So he's asked the court to allow him to appear by video from DC.

Isn't that precious?  The attention-slut cross-dresser who holds kink seminars, and is paid $178,000 per year by taxpayers, claims being forced to appear in person is "a hardship."

Think you or I could get a court to grant such a request?  But this cross-dresser, like the tranny "admiral" Richard Levine and Pete Buttigeig, are special.  Democrats love them, cuz that signals their virtue, eh?

But wait...check out the 4th paragraph of that "motion":  "Samuel Brinton is a resident of Washington D.C. and am currently on leave..."  Say what?  What attorney wrote and submitted that motion?

In any case, I think we've found the updated version, below:

"The following exceptional circumstances support this request:

1. My salary is only $178,000 per year, so forcing me to fly to Minneapolis is an unfair hardship;
2. Requiring me to appear would conflict with my scheduled emcee appearance at SpankWest in Honolulu.  And the week after that I'm giving a seminar at Furry-Fest in Paris;
   
3. Requiring me to fly to Minneapolis would interfere with absolutely critical national-security work I'm doing for the Department of Energy.  We're confident the Court wouldn't want to be seen as interfering with national security;
4.  I have recently been diagnosed with severe anxiety and fear of flying, which came on very suddenly after my October trip to Europe;
5.  The Court is advised that there is a secret DOJ memo saying high-ranking officials who identify as gender-fluid can't be prosecuted.  This memo is so secret that the Administration can't even let the Court see it without direct approval from the White House.
6.  Finally, because Donald Trump made scores of domestic violent extremists hate Americans who have a more refined sense of fashion, flying would pose an unreasonable personal risk to me.
   

If, ten years ago, someone had told you that in just ten years the ruling party would have a gay, married to a man, as Transportation Secretary, and a tranny as the official in charge of "health" for HHS; and a cross-dressing kink-lover in charge of nuclear waste, how many of you would have said "That's totally absurd"?

 And of course it IS absurd.  And yet here we are.  Thanks, Democrats.