Pelosi introduces new rules for the new, Democrat-controlled House. But don't worry, they're really helpful!

Head Democrat corrupt moron Nancy Pelosi and the Democrat chair of the powerful Rules Committee, James McGovern of the charmless shithole of Massachusetts have proposed new rules for the 117th congress.

Pelosi and McGovern called their new rules “future-focused,” so naturally the media was eager to publicize these magnificent "future-focused" proposals. 

And here they are:  The House will make it a violation of their Rules for any member to use...um... "gendered terms."

If you have to ask what that means, you're clearly not a good Democrat, but for you deplorables Pelosi explained that it means terms such as “father, mother, son or daughter.”  Or lots of others, but you get the idea. 

Pelosi called the rule change a "visionary rules package that reflects the values of the full range of our historically diverse House Democrat majority.”

If this doesn't seem to explain anything, that's intentional.  The new rules would require all House members to “honor all gender identities by changing pronouns and familial relationships to be gender neutral.”

In clause 8(c)(3) of rule XXIII, all gendered terms, such as “father, mother, son, daughter, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, first cousin, nephew, niece, husband, wife, father-in-law, mother-in-law, son-in-law, daughter-in-law, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, stepfather, stepmother, stepson, stepdaughter, stepbrother, stepsister, half brother, half sister, grandson, or granddaughter” are now forbidden.

So instead of the "bad, old labels" "father" or "mother," laws will now use only “parent."

Instead of the "bad old labels" "son" or "daughter," laws will now simply use "child."

Instead of "brother" or "sister," woke Democrats will insist on "sibling."

Even "aunt" and "uncle" are forbidden.  The new rules demand "parent’s sibling."

Instead of "mother-in-law" or "father-in-law," Pelosi and the Dems demand that members use "parent-in-law."  "Son-in-law" and "daughter-in-law" are to be replaced by "child-in-law."  It's so natural.   Rolls right off the tongue.

And not to keep you in suspense, "sister-in-law" and "brother-in-law" are to be replaced by the natural-sounding "sibling-in-law."

I wish I could say, as I've done SO often with insane Democrat/socialist/communist rules, "Hahahahaha!  Just kidding!  No one could possibly think this was serious!"

Unfortunately, it's a real thing.  And can you deduce the reason [sic] Pelosi is supporting these new rules?  Sure:  She's currying favor with the tranny mafia.  Cuz she's a "woke" Democrat.

But don't worry, citizen:  Harris and Biden don't support this level of insanity.

Hahahahahahaha!  Just kidding!