Official FBI press release--or should that be "FIB"?

FBI Press Release-- For immediate release, Jan 29, 2018:

"When Russia releases dizinformatzion to our wonderful, honest Media to manipulate our elections, that is a threat to our very democracy."

But when WE do it, it's different!  And absolutely NOT breaking a single law!  

Cuz we're the ones who decide when laws actually...y'know, MATTER.

Signed,  Andrew McCabe, James Comey, Rod Rosenstein, Chris Wray, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page et al