After murder of Georgia nursing student by illegal alien, police tell women "Not related to open border"
Following the murder of a 22-year-old Georgia nursing student by an illegal immigrant from Venezuela, police issued a statement warning women to avoid jogging within 2,000 miles of an open border, particularly our southern border that the U.S. shares with Mexico.
Police captain Dan Jackson told reporters, "Due to the nature of the situation, we urge women to avoid jogging by themselves within 2,000 miles of the southern border. In fact, to ensure your safety, for the time being women should just avoid going outside by themselves."
Jackson said police are still trying to determine what is causing the spike in crime in Athens and around the country. The police captain quickly discounted right-wing claims that this killing had anything to do with the millions of immigrants and oppressed asylum-seekers who are streaming into the country at the rate of 10,000 per day.
"We urge members of the public to rely on media reports reassuring them that this 'unfortunate encounter' had nothing at all to do with illegal immigration. Instead Media experts say the problem is actually that American women think they can just leave their homes without putting themselves in danger. All we know is that it's definitely NOT due to oppressed people who become 'undocumented Americans' by walking across our southern border."
As of press time, newly released police reports identified the alleged assailant in the Georgia murder as "white" and his occupation as "just looking for a better life."
https://babylonbee.com/news/police-warn-women-not-to-jog-within-2000-miles-of-an-open-border
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