BLM founder claims there won't be justice until she gets enough corporate cash to buy more homes

After Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all counts, the crowds outside the courthouse breathed a sigh of relief and started to celebrate.

"Wait! Not so fast!" said BLM co-founder Patrisse Cullors to the crowds. "We haven't really achieved justice yet!  We can't stop demonstrating until we've done enough damage that I can walk into any Fortune 500 company in the country and walk out with a check for $20 million!"

"See, it jus' not FAIR that I, the main founder of Black Lives Matter, have only been able to afford to buy three homes so far.  Er-- I mean, we can't stop demonstrating until we dismantle every patriarchal, raaacist, oppressive system in dis country!"

"So chant with me now! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!"

The crowd was initially confused, thinking justice had already been served.  But like all good supporters they reflexively joined in Cullors' chant.  After all, a big part of the fun of being part of a mob is chanting.

"No justice, no peace!" they all chanted in unison.

Then they marched to the courthouse, while trying to decide whether they'd use all the bricks they'd brought with 'em on that target or would save half for the nearby police station.

BLM leaders estimate it may take a few more months of violent activism until Cullors can afford her 5th dream home.

H/T The Babylon Bee

https://babylonbee.com/news/blm-founder-reminds-everyone-justice-wont-fully-be-served-until-she-pays-off-her-houses