German politicians just bowed to marxists, closing that nation's last three nuclear plants, replacing 'em with...wait, what??

Germany closed down their last three scary nuclear generating plants yesterday, replacing them with clean, Green, reliable "unicorn gas," which produces no combustion products at all.

Just kidding: the German politicians replaced the last three nukes with...wait for it...coal-fired plants.

The nuclear plants had been totally accident-free and were operating well, not beset by problems, because the Germans are excellent engineers and craftsmen, and their nuke plants were well designed and built.  But thanks to woke German pols bowing to the communist anti-nuke crowd, they've now replaced all six of their perfectly-operating nuclear plants (three a year ago)--that produced NO CO2--with...coal-burning plants--which, as the wokiez scream, do. 

And as every American thinks they know, CO2 is causing the planet to warm, to a dangerous degree!  In fact, early wokiez screamed that Manhattan was supposed to be underwater twenty years ago!

So if CO2 is supposedly killing the climate with Global Worming, why would Germany's social-democrat/marxist "leaders" replace perfectly-working, clean generating plants with coal, eh?

Apparently either German pols don't believe the wokiez screams that life on earth is doomed due to CO2, or they just don't care.  And I'll go either way on that one.