Say, how do ya like the *booming* biden economy, citizen? It's really great, especially since it was so bad before!

Ho-hum, another day in our booming Democrat-ruled economy, eh?  Nasdaq is only down 30% this year.  Guess that explains why they claim biden got 81 million votes, cuz they knew he'd be so faaabulous for the nation's economy.  Yep yep yep.  All those fabulous Dem policies, like...um... open borders?  Printing fiat currency?  Spending trillions we don't have, so have to borrow?  Green New Deal?  Killing oil and gas?  $7,500 taxpayer subsidies to people who buy electric cars?

Ron Klain: "Dis all caused by 'Putin's price hike!"

Jen Psaki (now a TV commentator): "There is NO recession!  And anyone who claims there is is lying!  Our economy is booming, thanks to Democrat policies!"

Mainstream Media (in unison):  "There is NO recession!  There's no problem with our economy!  Any problems people are having are because that awful Orange Man left our brilliant president with such a terrible economy that it's taken longer than we expected to recover!"

Barack Hussein Obama: "There's no evidence of a recession here on Martha's Vineyard.  In fact everything's perfect again after we got the military to take all those il-...all those brow-...all those poor refugees that awful Florida governor kidnapped, threw on a plane and shipped here against their will!  In fact I've asked Joe to have Merrick charge that awful Florida person with kidnapping!"

Jennifer Granholm (biden's "secretary of energy"): "There's no problem with this economy.  But if there was, the solution would be to issue an Executive Order requiring every family to buy an electric car.  At least that's how the president of my country, Canada, would do it.  And yes, I own a paltry million bucks worth of stock in an E-V battery company, but that is NOT a conflict of interest!  Merrick Garland assured me of that!

Michelle Obama: "I don't care what the market does, cuz no matter what happens I'll always have millions.  I hate this country.  As long as our faaabulous lifetime pension checks keep coming, and Barack and I can keep doing $100-million deals with woke companies, we're fine."

Karine Jean-Pierre: "There is no recession.  Now, get back on script and ask me the questions you've been told to ask, or you may lose your White House press pass."

Jim Cramer (stock huckster on a cable network):  "December is gonna be HUGE in the market!  In fact experts say the Dow is going to 40,000 by March!  So it's a great time to buy!"

Joe Biden (last month in Cambodia for a summit): "I wanna thank the prime minister of Columbia for hosting this great summit!