*Totally normal* biden regime appointee steals luggage in airports and tries way stupid lies to avoid charges

You're a reasonably well-informed American, right?  So have you ever heard of a biden appointee named Sam Brinton?  Biden named Sam the assistant secretary for energy, in charge of deciding how we handle some trivial task, like disposing of nuclear waste.  

So let's introduce you to Sam:  

In case you couldn't tell, Sam is a guy.  Also a flaming nutcase.

Democrat snowflake: "NOOooo!  He's perfectly fine!  There is NOTHING wrong with Sam at all!"

Of course that's not what your lying eyes are telling you, but let's look at the record:  On September 16th Sam flew from DC to Minneapolis.  He didn't check a bag--which will prove important..

When he landed he went to the baggage carousel, picked out an expensive blue bag, took off the baggage tag, put it in his purse and walked out of the airport, with the bag, at a high rate of speed.

Recall that he hadn't checked a bag when boarding, so he had no reason to even go to baggage claim.

When the woman who owned the bag couldn't find it, she alerted airport cops, who reviewed security video of the carousel and spotted Brinton taking the bag.

When airport security called him back in DC and asked him if he'd taken anything that wasn't his, he said "Not that I know of."  Cops thanked him for his time and ended the call.

An hour later Sam called them back and apologized for being less than honest.  This time he said he took the bag because he was "tired" and thought it was his.  This was odd because the airline had confirmed that Brinton hadn't checked a bag on the flight.

Brinton now said that when he opened the bag at his hotel in Minneapolis he realized the bag wasn't his.  But instead of immediately closing the bag, calling the airline and advising them he'd taken the wrong bag, good ol' nothing-wrong-with-this-dude Sam left all the contents in drawers at the hotel and took the bag back to DC with him.  Cuz that's what smaht, perfectly normal people who find they've taken the wrong bag--after not bringing one with them--do, right?

This guy stinks on SO many levels.  Bad enough that he's crazy, but to use such a brazen, goofy, implausible lie to escape being charged is almost beyond belief.

Sure wish we had a competent administration running the country.  Guess the folks who warned that "elections have consequences" were right after all.

This all happened in September and October, but we're just hearing about it now because it finally leaked.  Cuz heaven knows the Mainstream Media would NEVER print a story damaging to the biden regime.  Oh wait, this doesn't damage the regime in any way.  It's PERFECTLY NORMAL, citizen.

Now here's the kicker: He stole the luggage in Minneapolis.  Dem governor (Tim Walz), Dem attorney-general Keith Ellison, Dem mayor, Dem chief of police, so the charges will be dropped.  So even though interference with interstate commerce is actually a federal crime, don't expect the biden regime to have any interest, eh?  Perfect:  protect the deviants, members of the doubly-protected class.

https://alphanews.org/controversial-energy-official-charged-with-stealing-womans-luggage-at-msp/