July 10, 2022

Democrats: "Aren't open borders great? And the fentanyl is just an added benefit!"

Democrat:  Wow, the president is SO fabulous for letting those po' refugees come to the U.S., eh?  And unlike dat eeeevil orange raaacist, biden isn't making those po' people wait in crowded border camps until they can be "vetted"--whatever that means.  Instead he's immediately flying em to all the other states, to spread the great benefits of "diversity" to the entire country!  Isn't that fabulous?"

Me:  You do know that barely one percent qualify as "refugees" under the law, right?  And you also know that in the last 9 months border agents have seized enough deadly fentanyl from entering illegals to kill more than 2 billion people, right?

That's not a typo: ingesting just 2 milligrams of fentanyl can kill an adult.

Democrat: "I don't believe that!  They couldn't possibly carry that much!  So how much is two milligrams, huh?  Is that, like, an ounce or somethin'?"

That's a great question, sparky.  To find out, grab a packet of a sweetener, like Truvia.  It contains two grams of the stuff.  Now to find two milligrams, carefully pour the contents of that packet into a *very* thin line two feet long. (That'll be a very thin line indeed.)  Now use a ruler and razor blade to cut off 1/32nd of an inch of that line.  There's your lethal dose.  

And border agents have seized 5,300 pounds of the stuff in just nine months.

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