NYT says media must not investigate assault charge against Biden. Instead, the Dem National Committee should...

Yesterday the New York Times published an editorial declaring that the Media should NOT investigate Tara Reade's sexual-assault allegations against Joe Biden.  Instead the Times suggested that the best course of action to determine the truth of the matter would be to let the Democrat National Committee investigate.

Sources say that after much research, the DNC has named a blue-ribbon panel of hands-on experts to conduct a thorough investigation of Reade's accusations.  The following outstanding, upright individuals have been selected to run the investigation, which the DNC assures us will be unbiased:
  Bill Clinton
  Harvey Weinstein
  Roman Polanski
  Woody Allen
  John Edwards
  Anthony Weiner

Each of these men was chosen for his impeccable moral stance and clear understanding of the issues involved.

[For the impaired: yes, this is satire]