Michael Avenatti indicted on 35 felony counts

Michael Avenatti was the most-frequent guest on CNN and MSNBC for several months, with frequent studio interviews by the other Lying Mainstream media networks as well. 

All the networks absolutely loved him, but he was especially popular with CNN and MSNBC, cuz they have such high standards and are absolutely unbiased and are all about giving you honest....

Hahahahahahahahaha!  I just couldn't keep spouting that without laughing.  They're actually corrupt as hell.  And turns out Avenatti is a corrupt, lying, shitweasel of an attorney. (But of course almost all of you were certain that was the case long ago.  There was something about him that absolutely screamed "lying shitweasel.") 

And yet the Mainstream Media treated him as if he were the Second Coming.  Which should tell you a LOT about either the judgment or ethics of MSNBC and CNN and the other crap fake-news outlets.

Oh wait...I hear my liberal PhD friend snidely sneering that I'm just a conspiracy fanatic, that I'm just mad at the guy for lying about Trump and that there's no actual evidence that Avenatti has actually done anything illegal. 

Really?  Do tell.

Well a grand jury thought there was enough solid evidence to indict him on 35 counts of various types of fraud against clients, so...um...there's that.  And the details of the fraud will curl your hair:  Among them is the shitweasel Avenatti stealing a $4 million settlement made by Los Angeles to a crippled, mentally-ill client.  Avenatti felt he was entitled to that loot because he was doing something more important with the cash:  funding his auto-racing team. 

Then, in a masterpiece of legal brilliance, Avenatti talked the client into signing an affidavit saying that Avenatti had always represented him well and had no complaints about his work.  This seems to have been a very clumsy effort by the shitweasel attorney to craft a defense if the client ever realized the theft.

Avenatti did roughly the same thing to two other clients.  In any event, 35 felony counts.  (The actual indictment is here if you want to wade thru it.  Shocking stuff, but a hard read.)

Now, why have I taken your valuable time to educate you about a worthless, lying sack of Gruber?  Because of what it says about CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the fake-news media.  Everyone NOT working for the lying mainstream media knew right away that there was something WAY off about Avenatti.  Everything about the guy positively screamed con-man.  And yet every Lying Mainstream Media outlet hung on his every word with breathless anticipation.

And of course anyone with an ounce of objectivity knows why:  The media hate Trump and wanted to cripple him, and Avenatti was a useful tool.  They would have overlooked any warning signs to put him on the air to further their goals.  And of course that's what they did.

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