Your betters explain all those tragic events to you poor, unenlightened souls
The emperor: "Global warming was undoubtedly a big factor. Or maybe climate change. So I'm ordering that $20 billion be reallocated from wasteful military spending to fighting global...what's the current term again?"
"In any case, this unfortunate event had nothing whatsoever to do with Islam."
Hillary: "White Germans need to look in the mirror and do some soul-searching. And in any case, this unfortunate event had nothing whatsoever to do with Islam."
Merkel: "My policies had nothing whatsoever to do with this."
H/T grand_pubah at Zips