Conservative parents: tell your kids you think the DSA has some great demands

If you haven't read the "platform" of the Democrat Socialists of America (DSA), you probably should.  Soon.

The poster-board below just shows a fraction of what they demand: literally, eliminate the senate, and the Electoral College.  You think that last just means electing the prez by the winner of the national popular vote, which is a long-desired goal of today's Democrat party (search "NPVIC").  But later they explain that's NOT what they mean.  Instead they want to abolish presidential elections entirely, with the prez chosen by congress.

Oh, and they want congress to appoint Supreme Court judges, and pack the court.  "Medicare for all."  And of course "abolish ICE."  Free college for all--including illegal aliens.  Amnesty for all illegals.  Unlimited "chain migration."

They wanna abolish what most of us still think of as the Department of Defense, and abolish police.  (Initially just "de-fund," then abolish.)  Of course everyone gets released without posting bail.  End all investigations of alleged Medicare, Medicaid and welfare fraud.  Really, I don't have time to do justice to all their faaabulous points.

Now, those of you who know me may think I'm gonna advocate shooting these dumb sons of bitches, but I'm NOT.  Instead what we have here is a FABULOUS opportunity to educate your kids.  Seriously.  Here's how:

At dinner, tell your kids about the fabulous platform of the DSA, and how all the cool parents are voting DSA in November.  Now, your kids know you're conservatives, so you're definitely NOT cool.  So they're gonna be surprised when you say you're actually impressed with the DSA's demands. 

Now, after you've listed all the above demands, totally change the subject.

The kids will be baffled, wondering What the hell was the point of all THAT?  Don't say more.  Literally smile and say "And how was your day, dear?" 

If your kids are even remotely clever, one might ask "How does the DSA think they're gonna pay for all this?"

Your answer is all ready to go: "They say they'll just have the government borrow it from Chyna, like the government does now.  Plus they say we'll save almost a trillion dollars by eliminating the armed forces, which should pay for giving all our new American citizens homes, free food, free medical care and free college."

It may take your kids a few days to realize you're being facetious, but don't ever admit it.  Let 'em think you're lost your minds.  That's the whole point, eh?  

 

You'll have to practice this if you want it to work.  And obviously both parents have to be all-in on the game.

The next move is when one of your kids asks for money or to go shopping for clothes: "Oh that's so sweet, dear, but we gave your allowance (or clothes money, or college fund, etc) to the DSA so they could help win in November.  But they said not to worry: they promised to pay us back after they win in November, because they'll own all the banks.  So we'll buy you some clothes then.  Besides, even if they didn't, you can't object to sharing with poor refugees, right?

"And you may have to get better grades, because giving all the new Americans free college means there will be lots more...uh...'new American citizens' admitted, so until they expand there will only be a few thousand slots for whites at the universities you've said you were interested in.  Fortunately the DSA says all college will now be free, so at least you don't have to worry about paying for college, eh?"

With a bit of skill you can play this gag for years.  Can you imagine your kids bitching to their friends about how dumb their parents are, believing all the DSA horseshit?

See, Mainstream Media reporters will NEVER ask the "cool" DSA "How you gonna pay for dis?"  In fact, the Media won't say a critical word about the DSA, because Dems need the votes of DSA members to take control of both chambers of congress.  So your kids expect that.  What they don't expect is that you--their supposedly stupid conservative parents--could support the horseshit.  So they'll stop and examine what the communists are proposing.

Mission accomplished.