Dis is NOT a "riot." NOT an invasion. Jus' "Free Speech"!

Dis iz NOT a riot!  NOT an invasion!  Not an "insurrection"!

Your betters in the Mainstream Media have declared dis to be true, therefore you MUST believe 'em, cuz...dey iz "reporters" who "know shit."  See?   

 

Yew may have heard right-wing scare stories that 60 cops were trapped under an overpass as protesters pelted 'em with rocks, bottles an' fireworks.  Dis FAKE NEWZ, deplorables!  Duh cops wuz jus lookin' ta get outta duh hot sun!

SEE?  Dere is NO need fo' duh National Guard t'be sent in!  Nope nope nope!  Orange Hitler jus' sent 'em en to cause trouble an' "divide duh pipo!"  Yep yep yep.  See, duh LA cops get along reeeally well wif ouah undocumented Americans, cuz dey leave 'em alone.  Cuz duh Dem mayor and duh Dem governor haz tol' duh cops not to arrest UAs.

By the way: Dis izn't a riot either.

 

The good news is that the national networks aren't showing any of the burning buildings or cars, so 95% of the public just thinks whatever's happening in LA iz, like, totally peaceful, eh?  Which makes rational Americans think "Why would Orange Hitler call in the National Guard to prevent pipo from exercisin' dere right of Free Speech??

Cuz dat's all dis iz, right?  "Undocumented Americans" exercising dere right of Free Speech.  

Yep yep yep.  Dat all it iz.

Finally, watch the communist rat-bastard mayor below, on CNN (where she knows she won't be asked hard questions) spouting the Demunist Party line: "It's peaceful now, but...if we find out where the next raids are coming...."  And "If ICE would just leave us alone, dere wudn' be no problems."

Of course.  "Give us what we demand and we won't burn the place down."  Can't get more reasonable than that, right?

 

Oh, and dis not a riot either:OOh, and dis not a riot either:

 

"Citizens, comrades, deplorables: Rest assured dere is nuffin' like dis happenin' in Los Angeles right now!  Cuz if dere wuz, we "reporters" wud have tol' ya!  Cuz we iz, like, totally fair and unbiased, right?  I mean, we've nevah lied to yew befo', right?  Dat why we at CNN invited duh totally competent, non-communist mayor of L.A. to come on ouah 'newzcast' an' totally assure ya dat none of dis wuz happening!  

"Cuz if it's not happening--and we jus' sed it's not--den Trumpie was acting like a king by calling out the National Guard.  An' yew know dat iz an impeachable offense, right?  

"See, all we gotta doo to make duh "mos'ly peaceful protests" stop is give California to duh "undocumented Americans"!  SEE?  It SO simple and obvious!   Besides, dere's no other way to get the riots and arson to stop, right?  No.  Other.  Way.  An' yew mus' believe us, cuz we iz WAY smahtah den yew.

Okay, sarc off: In the totally-crucial midterm elections next year, watch the total number of votes tallied for Democrat, vs. the number of registered Dem voters in each individual precinct.   I predict that in at least 100 precincts the number of votes officially tallied for Dem will be at least ten percent more than the number of registered Dems in that precinct.

Democrats: "Dat jus' cuz lotsa' pipo who voted fo' Hitler in 2024 woke up an' voted Dem in 2026!"

Yeh, dat's it.  Yew bet.