June 08, 2025

Keep telling yourself "This is NOT an invasion"

Democrats: "Dis is NOT an invasion.  Reeeally, deplorables!  Deez are jus' pipo--your neighbors!-- demanding they be allowed to stay here, get free housing, food, education and spending money.  But don't worry, it's not costing you a cent!  Instead the government is paying for everything!  Reeeally!

"Where does the government get the money to do that, you ask?  What a dumb question!  They either print it or borrow it!  See?  Not taking a penny from you or your kids!  And don't pay any mind to stupid Rethuglicans who tell you to worry about 'debt'.  That's not a real thing.  Dey tol' ya in skool dat we owe dat money to ourselves, see?  So why would anyone worry about that?" 

"Duh ONLY thing you should be concerned about is Trump sending in the National Guard.  Ouah great former VP, Kamala D. Harris sez dat wuz done to intimidate and scare and divide pipo.  See, dere wuz NO problem befo' Trump interfered wif deez totally peaceful protests--all of which are totally protected by ouah Constitution, as Free Speech!"

"So chill, deplorables!  Stock up on ouah great high-THC weed and have fun!  Maybe take part in a smash-and-grab or other fun exercise of your Free Speech rights!  Yeh, dat's it!"

Oh, and the pic below is ALSO NOT an invasion.  Nope nope nope!  It's merely a "peaceful protest" by your neighbors.  And the fires?  Uhh, "dumpster fires."  Yep yep yep.  Some of duh protesters were a bit too chilly an' wanted to warm up.  Yew can't get upset by dat.

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