Dems draft a bill to allow men in women's restrooms and locker rooms everywhere

To: All Party members
From: AOC, Hakeem Jeffries, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Nancy Pelosi

Subject: Your Party is introducing a new bill

We know all good Americans believe "gender-affirmed" persons should be allowed to use whichever bathrooms and locker rooms they wish.  Accordingly, our party has a great idea for how to convince deplorable Trump voters that our position is the right one.  Because as always, we Democrats lead by example.

We call it the "One bathroom for all" bill.  It will order that in all federal buildings (except for the Capitol, of course) and in all K-12 schools and universities that accept federal tax dollars--which is all of 'em--and in all airports, all bathrooms and locker rooms will be open to members of all sexes and genders.

We know all Democrats and all good Americans will enthusaistically support this bill, because we've told Americans for years that it's perfectly harmless--and fair!--to allow transgender people to use any facility they wished.

We've seen that all the controversy is about allowing persons "assigned male at birth" to use women's bathrooms and locker rooms, so we Democrats will now show Americans how right this policy is.  
Nudity is perfectly natural, and we're all sophisticated people.  So your daughter or sister or mother should be perfectly fine with this new law.

So this is this *right thing to do.*  And we Democrats are all about doing the right thing.

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(Not sure if I need to add <sarc> tag.  Under today's Dems it's getting harder to tell sarc from reality.  But one thing for sure: they're fine with forcing your daughter's school to allow men to use girls' locker rooms, but female Democrats would scream to high heaven if the same rules applied to THEM, eh?)