The new spin by the Media: "We did NOT 'miss' biden's senility! We just didn't tell ya!"

As some of you may have noticed, we're now seeing ALL the members of the Democrat-fellating DC Media falling all over themselves claiming they did NOT "miss the story" of bribem's senility.

"Nope nope nope!  We din' miss nuffin', cuz we iz profeshonnuls  Reel journalists!"

"Reelly!  Yew stupid deplorables just looked at a few dozen heavily-edited videos and believed the right-wing lie dat ouah faaaabulous preznit was incompetent!  An' now conservatives are tellin' yew dat we members of duh press missed that!  Nonsense!  We knew he wuz incompetent jus' like yew did--but we just didn't wanna do any stories about it, cuz...um...it might have encouraged our opponents overseas to do something bad.  Like, invade Ukraine or somethin'."

"So it wuz ouah patriotic duty to tell the world (and American voters) that he was 'sharp as a tack.'  That was the phrase on the Dem talking-points, and we parroted that a thousand times.  And it worked!  See, Putin an' Xi probably don't see the videos on ouah internet, so they couldn't see that Biden wasn't all there.  So we defended the U.S. by telling everyone he was sharp!  SEE??"

"And it worked!  Well, except for Putin invading Ukraine.  But hey, no defense is perfect, right?"

And with that background, let's look at a photo from April 26, 2023.  It's one of bribem's rare press conferences.  That's his hand.  What's he holding?  It's a card saying "Reporter Q&A" and "Question 1" and a pic of the reporter who'd been chosen to ask that question--and the question she'd ask.

 

None of Joe's handlers thought to tell him "Read the script in private, but don't hold it in your hand when you get on the stage, cuz...you know."

The handlers weren't really too concerned cuz even if some member of the audience had a great telephoto lens and got the pic above, no Mainstream Media outlet would publish it, eh?  Cuz dat wud give the game away that bribem was incompetent.

But bribem's Dem handlers couldn't control the Internet, which is where the pic above appeared.  They tried, with bribem's and Garland's and Mayorkas's "Disinformation Governance Board" (which created such a wave of scorn and outrage that the quickly junked it), but they failed.

Now imagine how the Mainstream Media would respond if someone got a pic showing TRUMP holding a cheat card like bribem!  That pic would be on the front page of every paper and on every newscast, with talking heads claiming it proved Trump was incompetent--"Can't handle unscripted questions!!"

Double-standards again.