Democrats: "OOhhhh! Duh tariffs gon' kill ALL of us!" Reality: "Really?"

EVERY single media outlet: "OMG, Orange Hitler's *reckless tariffs* [a quote from the first big speech from the moronic Cackles Harris] means we're all gonna die!"

Reality: On Friday the S&P posted 9 straight days of gain--the first time in 20 years.

Lying Media: "Dat mean nuffing!  We don't care about some arcane stock market index!  What's important is that poor working Americans will be *terribly hurt* by Trump's  *cruel, reckless tariffs!*

 "See, we get SO MANY things from China, like...um...eggs, milk, gasoline, bread, beef, fentanyl...wait, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea, right?"

Uh...no, lying rat-bastard Mainstream Media.  The only one of those that comes from Chyna is fentanyl, smuggled across the southern border by illegals. 

Eat shit and die, Lying motherf*king Mainstream Media.