January 09, 2025

You need to see this: Wide pic of just ONE of the five *simultaneous* LA fires


This is just ONE of the FIVE widely-separated fires burning simultaneously in LA.  Look at the pic and...be stunned.

Democrats: "Dis fire wuz caused by lightning.  'Act of God.'  Nuffin' could have prevented it!"

Liars.  Weather was absolutely clear.

Democrats: "Dis fire wuz caused by Global Warming!  Yep yep yep!  No question!  Duh hot, dry winds coming off duh desert  100 miles east--which nevah happen befo' Global Warming!--were hotter than the ignition temperature of wood and paper, so...dere ya go!

Liars.  The winds have ALWAYS blown in from the desert at certain times of the year.  They're called "Santa Ana winds" and they aren't *remotely* hot enough to ignite wood and paper.  Not even close.

Democrats: "Anyone who claims any of these fires were started by homeless pyrsyns or 'undocumented Americans' just trying to stay warm is a raaaaaaacist bigot!  Deez fires wuz started by...whi-pipo having illegal barbecues!  Yep yep yep!"

Democrats: "You may have heard claims by some pipo dat firefighters said hydrants didn't have water!  Deez claims are, like, TOTALLY false!  We know dat cuz we asked duh female LGBTQ Fire Chief of L.A.--appointed by ouah totally excellent black female mayor--if dis wuz true.  She say NOT true--an' dat all her firefighters will back her up on dis.  We also asked duh female head of duh Water Department, an' she agree, doze claims not possible!"

LA residents: "We're gonna keep voting Democrat, cuz we LOOOVE how duh Democrat mayor an' council support 'undocumented Americans' an' homeless pyrsyns.  Media say deez fires wudn't anyone's fault, an' everyt'ing worked jus' like it wuz spose ta.  Hey, 'act of God,' eh?  Nuffin' cuda prevented it!"

National Dems: "Yeah!  Jus' like duh pull-out from Afghanistan: perfectly executed, but unfortunately some pipo died.  Eh, it happens even when plans are perfectly executed by ouah brilliant leaders!"

Rationalization.  It's what Americans love. 

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