Video: secret Democrat intel agent assures us Trump will not be inaugurated!

Rest easy, Democrat snowflakes!  We have a super-sekrit transmission from an insider at Democrat Headquarters, explaining the welcome news!

"Donald Trump will NOT be sworn in as president on January 20th!" 

Serious, y'all!  Don't let his disguise as a meth-head fool ya, this guy is a super-undercover intelligence agent for the Democrat party.  And the Party has discovered that Trump is said to be planning a "rally" for the day BEFORE Inauguration Day.  And this agent explains that there's only one reason Trump would be holding a rally the day before, right?

As Special Agent Maxwell Smart says, the reason is obvious!  He's doing that to get his supporters to come to DC for their last-minute orders, so that when the Democrats administer the oath of office to the REAL winner--Kamala Harris!--Trump's supporters will do another J6-style march on the Capitol building--i.e. an insurrection.

Now what's really interesting is that the guy explains Trump wants "his people" in DC "for when it becomes even more evident than it already is that under the 14th Amendment, he cannot be sworn in!"

"He's done!  He know it.  He's known it for awhile."

So for you Democrats who were planning to move to Canada or Cuba or China or Russia, now you don't have to!  No screaming or shaving your head, no need to burn down unfortunate "businesses" in DC, eh?  Cuz you see our sekrit-agent friend looked squarely into his camera and sternly said "He's done!"

See, you thought the Supreme Court had defeated all the Dems' "lawfare" plans to block Trump: the moves by states like Colorado to refuse to put his name on the ballot; the rigged trials, for calling the governor of Georgia to see if there was evidence of massive voter fraud; the prosecution by the massively corrupt, moronic Fani Willis and her even dumber lover, faux-attorney Nathan Wade; arguing that the protest on J6 was an insurrection, even though none of the protesters was armed, and the only two people killed were unarmed protesters killed by corrupt capitol cops: Ashleigh Babbit, shot at a range of ten feet by incompetent cop Robert Byrd; and Roseann Boyle, beaten to death on the steps by a female capitol cop.

And of course no cops were demoted or punished in any way, and numerous FBI lackeys--including the head of that corrupt agency--have continuously lied to congress about how many agents they had leading the crowd.

Eh, so it goes.  But in any case, now you've seen Agent Smart sternly telling ya Trump won't be inaugurated, so y'all can relax.  All Democrat policies will continue as normal.
 

Sure, the GOP will whine that since Trump won both the electoral college and the popular vote, then even if the Supreme Court refused to let him be sworn in, it would just mean J.D. Vance would be president.  But the Dems have a plan for that too: under the Sooper-Sekrit 28th Amendment, pushed thru by Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, if any party's presidential candidate is disqualified, the office is awarded to whichever party finished in second place.  

See, you never heard about that because under the Sooper-Sekrit 27th Amendment, future amendments dealing with disqualified presidential candidates were deemed so important that they wouldn't have to be ratified by two-thirds of the states!  See?

Oh, you're skeptical?  But before it happened, would you have believed biden could pardon his corrupt son for "any crimes or misunderstandings, whether known or unknown, over the past ten years"?

Yeah, didn't think so.