Democrats freak out over Trump's plan to abolish the Dept of Education, because...

 

Democrats are sounding the alarm over Trump's plan to abolish the Department of Education, saying such a move would put millions of kids in danger of becoming too smart to vote Democrat.

"Without Department of Educayshun, kids no learn good," congresspersyn Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez warned. "You want no learn good?"

Biden's secretary of Education Miguel Cardona said "For decades our excellent Department of Education has been doing the vital work of ensuring kids stay economically and socially handicapped, so they'll be reliable Democrat voters.  But now it looks like our noble mission to keep children illiterate is being threatened.  That could be catastrophic for the Democratic Party."

"Trump must be stopped," continued Cardona as tears began to well up in his eyes.

Education experts concur that empowering states to run their own schools could result in unapproved, non-Communist ideas being taught to susceptible young minds. "The impact on our loyal future electorate could be devastating," said teachers' union boss Randi Weingarten. "Children might learn sinister Republican things, like math.  If voters know math that would be an existential threat to the Democrat party."

Source: The Babylon Bee

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