Is Philly in Delaware?

Porridgebrain Joe speaking to a crowd of a dozen or so in Philly, claims that when he was running for the U.S. senate--from the state of...where, kids?

Dat right, DELAWARE... Porridgebrain say "Philly put me over the top."

Now, class: Philadelphia is in what state?

Dat right: Pennsylvania.

Finally: Is Pennsylvania part of Delaware, or vice-versa?

Nah, bro, don' t'ink so! 

Porridgebrain's brain has turned to...wait for it...porridge.  So it looks like Cackles will be the Dem nominee.  Meaning if the Democrats pull off another steal (current betting odds 70-30 for), Cackles will be the next preznit.  Yaaaaaaay!