Supreme Court rules it's illegal for the National Guard to...guard the nation

Last week, by a vote of 5 to 4, the Supreme Court ruled that it's now illegal for the Texas National Guard to guard either Texas or the nation.

Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson summarized the case: "Using the National Guard to guard the nation is a totally illegal mis-use of the National Guard," she wrote.  "Our president has ordered that our border be open so an unlimited number of poor refugees--the preferred term is 'undocumented Americans'--can enter our nation and become citizens, hopefully in time to vote in November."

"Our precious Constitution doesn't allow states to disobey the orders of our duly elected president by actually guarding their borders."

"As a result of the ruling," Katanji Brown-Jackson continued, "Texas is ordered to immediately pull all its National Guard troops off the border and let our Border Patrol return to their assigned job of welcoming 300,000 refugees a month into our country.  It's the compassionate thing to do," she said.

"The Constitution says the real job of the National Guard is to guard the Capitol and White House against mobs of white supremacists."

Hat tip: The Babylon Bee 
 
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