Headline: Female college prof claims "Science is raaaacist!"

Wokie college prof: "The problem with science is thinking that something is either 'right' or 'wrong.'  There's no nuance, no gray area.  But there are really LOTS of degrees of rightness or wrongness, just like there are 67 genders."

Me: "Um...what?  A theory is either right or wrong.  If it's 'just a little wrong,' it's still wrong."

Wokie prof: "See, that's the problem.  You men are just too rigid in whatever passes for thinking with you pyrsyns.  You're just not capable of subtle, nuanced thinking."

Me: "Let me try an example: If a woke, ESG company came out with a new system for navigating commercial airliners, but ten percent of the time it didn't work, would you fly on an airline that used it?"

Wokie prof: "That's different.  Our incredibly competent, woke, gay, married-to-a-man Secretary of Transportation would never approve that.  So you'll have to do better than that."

Me: "But you just said that things that weren't totally 'right' were just fine, cuz they were 'sort of right,' or 'almost right.'  So which is it?"

Wokie prof: "That's different!  I never said it was fine to use 'almost right' things where lives are at risk."

Me: "So you're fully vaxxed and boosted?"

Wokie prof: "What does that have to do with this?  Of course.  The university required that all staff be fully vaccinate and boosted."

Me:  "Did your administrators have your virology faculty evaluate the vax trials before ordering that?"

Wokie prof: "No.  Why would they?  Dr. Fauci--'Doctor Science'--said the vaccine was safe and effective, so why would anyone need to confirm that?"

Me: "Is that the same Fauci who repeatedly assured all Americans that if you took the vaccine you could NOT get duh Chyna virus?  And you couldn't transmit it to others?  That Fauci?"

Wokie prof: "He didn't exactly say that!"

Me: "Actually he did.  He's on video, many times, saying exactly that.  So was he telling the truth, or was he lying?"

Wokie prof: "I...uh...well...that's not fair!  Dr. Fauci would never lie.  He was just relying on things other people he trusted told him!"

Me: "So just as you did, and your university adminishits did in demanding you take the vax, right?"

Wokie prof: "You can't compare those two situations!"

Me: "Okay, I think we're done here."

Wokie prof:  "I'm reporting you to the Justice Department for 'hate speech!' "

Me: "Knock yourself out." 

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