"Anecdotal evidence." "Zis iss NOT data, peasant! You are ordered to disregard zis, cuz it iss not DATA!"

 "Dia not reel, comrade!  Dis 'fake newz'!  Yew are ordered to ignore dis!  Vee vill tell you vat newz is to be considered reel!  Anyone else claiming to haf  "newz" iss to be ignored!  Vee haf spoken!"

(Apologies to my German friends.  It's just that lots of Americans seem to still understand  duh significance of duh Nazi accents.)