Fake-newz specialists CBS *finally* admit Hunter Biden's laptop is real, not "Russian disinformation"

"Breaking news."  Or at least "breaking" as far as joke-network CBS defines it:  They've finally gotten around to interviewing experts who examined Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop!

"Wait...didn't the NY Times and WaPo and EVERY network claim, sequentially, that

• The laptop didn't exist--the whole story was simply "right-wing disinformation;" and then
• Because we in the media have declared that it's right-wing disinformation, we will get our friends at Fakebook and Twitter to "spike" the NY Post story about it, and delete the Post's account--and the accounts of anyone who tries to re-post the story!  Cuz we in the media are really good at recognizing "disinformation"!  We've had lots of practice!; and then...
  
• It's barely possible that a laptop does exist, but there's not a scintilla of evidence that it belonged to the president's son!  That's just the claim of a goofy repair-shop owner!  Anyone could have claimed to be the president's son and dropped off a laptop loaded with fake files, right?  And then...
• Okay, there's a laptop, absolutely PACKED with possibly incriminating emails and photos and voicemails, but we in the Media have investigated and determined that all the contents are...wait for it..."Russian Disinformation."  Repeat: All the alleged "contents" are Russian fabrications, by the same hackers who colluded with Trump to steal the 2016 election from our wonderful Hilliary!;  and then...
• We've now learned that after we said the laptop didn't exist, that the FBI has had it since December of 2019, and is analyzing it to determine whether it is Russian Disinformation--as all good Americans expect.  So we won't have any further comment on it because "it's an ongoing investigation," citizen.  But the FBI is hard at work analyzing the contents!  Really!; and then...
• Gosh, it's been almost three years since the FBI seized the laptop we told you didn't exist, and we still haven't heard anything from that faaaabulous "law-enforcement" agency about what they found.  They probably don't have enough staff, what with raiding Trump to recover all those stolen top-secret documents and all.  So we found some investigators who've examined a copy of the contents, AND YOU'[LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THEY FOUND!

If you wonder why CBS would bother admitting the truth now, it's because they've heard House Republicans plan to investigate, so they want people to believe CBS was being honest all along.

Hahahahahahaha!