Dems note that their support with Hispanics is down to a 17-point margin. They hire yet another consultant.

On primary night NBC accidentally lets it slip that the Dem advantage among Hispanics--which was formerly about 80-20--is now down to a 17-point advantage.  Democrats huddle, looking for a fix.  Then one says "Let's hire [name redacted].  For a lousy million he'll tell us what will fix this.

Democrat “consultant” next week: “SO ya say our margin with Hispanic voters is down to 17 percent, huh? Hey, no problem! All we need to do to get those numbers back to our normal 80-20 is…are ya ready? Appoint another gay cabinet member, preferably married to a man and breast-feeding a child!

See, Hispanics are really into gay marriage and men breast-feeding! That ‘macho’ stuff is so last-century!

Then we can seal the deal by naming another transgender to a 4-star military position, like Levine. Either admiral or general. I’m thinking chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Like Mark Milley except in a dress and heels. Hispanics are really big on seeing under-represented, oppressed minorities given powerful, influential positions, so this will have ’em voting Democrat in droves!

Finally, Joe could have the Department of Education issue a rule saying school systems can only get federal money if they let male-to-female transgenders compete in girls’ sports. See, thanks to our Media friends the public now sees this as a basic ‘fairness’ issue–that it would be *totally unfair* not to allow girls who grew up as males not to play highschool sports, eh? So as long as the Media keeps pushing stories about how not allowing trannies–excuse me: “transgendered persons”–to play any sports, Hispanics will be totally on-board with this.

Fairness. We need to keep pushing this. “It’s only fair,” citizen. Yeah, I love it!

You guys are really lucky that I’m on your side, eh?"