"Jab damage control"

"Jab damage control."  You've been seeing a lot of it lately.  You just didn't recognize it.

"Jab damage control" is a flurry of articles on TV "news" and in papers about how amazingly common things like stroke and heart attack are--and always have been.   Surely you remember when you were in highschool, every year a few of your classmates dropped dead on the playground, right?  Something about heart problems.

Same with your parents' friends, right?  Don't you remember that about once a month you'd overhear your mom telling your dad about some friend in their 40's who'd dropped dead of a stroke the day before.  Those things happened all the time.  Surely you remember that, don't you, citizen?

Wait...y'say you don't remember ANY of that?  Gosh, that's odd.  Have you had your memory tested recently?  Cuz ABCNBCCBSCNNMSNBC and the Times and WaPo are now telling us sudden deaths from clots and strokes and heart problems in 20-somethings have always happened.  So if you don't believe 'em, your memory must be at fault.

Now, I can hear skeptics--all "deplorables," surely--thinking "My memory is just fine, thanks, and I don't recall a SINGLE friend dropping dead in highschool, nor my parents talking about their friends who'd suddenly died from a stroke or blood clot.  So what the hell is going on?

Jab damage control.  The Democrats who now control every branch of government ordered you to take the jab, but some of you had the gall to refuse.  They ordered employers to fire you if you didn't take it--and some of you *still* refused.

They're within an inch of ordering that no one will be allowed to fly commercial, or even cross state line by bus, unless they've taken the jab.  And yet a few people--undoubtedly "science deniers" who don't know anything about vaccines or physiology or the immune system--are still refusing, because they see that a) the "vax" doesn't keep you from getting duh Chyna virus, and b) it kills lotsa people.  

So your rulers have rolled out Plan G:  Convince people that reports of heart problems, clot problems, strokes and all other adverse effects from duh vax are just...noise.  That you just *think* we're seeing more of those problems than ever before.  But you're just imagining things, citizen--because they've been with us all along, at the same rate.

You've just forgotten.  And that's perfectly normal, citizen.  It's like thinking there are more "refugees" coming across the Mexican border than ever before.  How silly!  The number of refugees hasn't increased.  You're just believing right-wing scare stories!

It's like thinking the epidemic of mob-run smash-and-grab crimes in pricey retail stores in San Francisco and L.A. is unusual.  Those things have always happened.  You're just noticing them for the first time.

It's like thinking it's unusual for gasoline to sell for $3.65 per gallon.  In reality the average price of gas has *always* been around that number.  If you doubt that it's just because your memory is faulty.  You only think it's unusual because you've been listening to right-wing scare stories.

That's what your friends in the Mainstream Media are for, citizen--to fill in those errors in your memory that everyone has.

So...the vaccines are both safe and effective.  They don't cause any more problems than any other vaccines, so there's nothing to worry about.  Anything you might hear about the vaccines causing health problems is just a right-wing scare story, citizen.  So get vaxxed today!  Yep yep yep.