MSM headlines we expect to see in a month or so

 

"Government researcher makes huge energy breakthru, discovers dried cow-pats can be used to heat homes!"

    Sub-head: "Democrats claim racism due to lack of cow-pat equity" 

"Secretary of Energy: 'Laws of Supply and Demand don't apply to oil, energy or food' "

"How To Talk To Your Family About Racism At Thanksgiving Dinner"
"How To Talk To Your Family About White Supremacy At Thanksgiving Dinner"

"How To Explain To Your Family That CRT Isn't Being Taught in Schools"

"Economists: Inflation is actually good."

     Sub-head: "Shows Americans have lots of money after lockdowns"

"Americans have always had it too easy!"

     Sub-head: "A little bit of inflation will build some much-needed character"

"Eliminating single-family zoning would increase equity"

     Sub-head: "Would also reduce Global Warming, save planet"

"Racist Republicans built public-housing projects with no trees!"

     Sub-head: "Democrats demand 'tree equity' "

"Dems: To get tree equity, cut down trees in wealthy white neighborhoods"

 "Why A Meatless Thanksgiving Is Good For You And The Planet!"

"New study shows fasting may cure cancer!"

"Founders were wrong: what matters is Equity"

"Cities can save thousands by turning off streetlights"

"Seven delicious recipes for dried mealworms"

 "Americans will save big by lowering thermostat to 62 this winter!"