Headlines we expect to see really soon

• "Democrats: Trump to blame for failing to prepare for hurricane!"
• "Mitt Romney:  Trump to blame for Afghanistan"
• FEMA: "If you don't have a vaccine passport you won't be allowed to evacuate!
• Governor of Lousiana: Only residents who have a vaccine passport will be allowed to loot
• Jake Sullivan, regime's national security advisor: "We'll have a lot of leverage with the Taliban after we leave country"
• Susan Rice:  "Pullout was managed almost perfectly; any glitches were Trump's fault"
• Tony Fauci: "Vaccine passport won't be valid unless you've had the booster shot"
• "Pelosi: Hurricanes are caused by global warming, so government needs to ban fossil fuels"
• "AOC introduces bill to ban gasoline-powered cars by 2025"
• "Federal judge bars Florida governor from criticizing school districts that make masks mandatory"
• NPR: "Don't believe the hype: No evidence that natural immunity actually exists"