LA county health dictator again orders everyone to wear masks indoors. Obey or DIE!

After a year of the most harsh lockdowns in the nation, one month ago--June 15th--the "Health Director (dictator?) for Los Angeles county (Dr. Muntu Davis) announced he was again ordering everyone to wear a mask indoors--regardless of vaccination status.

"We're seeing far too many people abusing our generosity, getting carried away with our gracious permission to go bare-faced indoors," said Dr. Muntu Davis.  "Now, because of these selfish, silly acts of individualism, we're seeing a huge spike in 'positive cases' this week.  Of course you may not know anyone who's been diagnosed as carrying the almost-always-fatal COVID virus, but that's just a quirk.  You must trust those of us who run the numbers when we tell you cases are way, way up.  Scary, lethally up!"

"And don't believe the anti-science types if they tell you 99.95% of people survive the virus, many without even knowing they even had it!  That's just crazy talk!  It's pushed by the same people who tell you that deadly poisons with long, scary names, like "hydroxychloroquin" or "ivermectin" or "vitamin D" will cure you in two or three days even if you catch the virus."  

"That's ridiculous!  No one has ever tested any of those dangerous, experimental drugs!  Oh sure, a million U.S. troops took the hydroxy pill during WW2, and people have taken it ever since then, but NOT for COVID, right?  So, untested!  Experimental!  Dangerous!  People just think those drugs help because Trump supporters post disinformation on social-media sites."

"And consider vitamin D.  That's not even a drug, so how could that possibly 'cure' anyone of anything?  If vitamins could cure any diseases some drug company would have patented 'em and they'd cost twenty bucks a pill, eh?  Oh sure, 200 years ago somebody in England had this crackpot idea that some disease sailors got was caused by not enough of something they called Vitamin C, but there weren't any double-blind, peer-reviewed experiments so we can't be sure it really worked."

“In any case, we will keep this order in place until we see new cases drop to zero,” Davis said.

LA county health director Dr. Muntu Davis

 

Now: does anyone need to be told the above is mostly satire?