Pennsylvania State Health Director waives 250-person gathering limit for 20,000 person show

The person above is the Director of Health for the state of Pennsylvania.  And I'm sure many of you will be, like, totally surprised to learn that the person in the above photo is NOT actually female.

Yes, yes, I know, the illusion is SO convincing, isn't it?  Almost no one would guess, eh?

Well...the person now calls himself "Rachel," but his real name is Jack or some such.  Decided he wanted to be...something else, and here we are.

But hey, it's a free country, right?  Well, only really free for special protected classes of people favored by Democrat pols, and to hell with the rest of us, but...close enough for government work, eh?.

So...the governor of Pennsylvania is a Democrat, Tom Wolfe.  And when a Democrat governor needs to appoint a state Health Director, the obvious choice is a transgender, so Jack got the call.

Well...Jack, or "Rachel," as he now demands that people address him, slapped a rule on residents of PA that "No one may gather in groups of more than 250 people!  Because Science says so!"

Then a funny thing happened: Apparently every year a huge outdoor car show takes place near the state capital.  (Ask your highschool kid if he or she knows the capital of PA.)  In past years this event has drawn 20,000 people per day.  How would the organizers deal with the health director's new rule limiting outdoor gatherings to 250 people?

It's a mystery.  But just like that, for some reason "Rachel" agreed that his rule--which had already forced many fairs and similar events to be cancelled around the state--could be waived for the car show.

Isn't that special?  And there was absolutely NO HINT of money changing hands, or political pull, or favoritism, or unequal enforcement of the law.  No no no no, citizen!  It was all due to totally impartial, Sound Science!

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