Late-breaking Woke news

Since the Woke crowd has decreed that the word "master" is banned, it shall hereafter be a crime to award or receive a masters degree.  Everyone who has such a degree has 30 days to strike out the word "Masters" and replace it with "Post-graduate degree just below PhD."

Also, the golf tournament heretofore known as the Masters shall henceforth be known as "Tournament for people who are good at golf."  But it won't make much difference since golf will be banned, since it's raaacist.

Someone should tell Tiger Woods and Veejay Singh.