Finally, someone has compiled a list of things that the Woke media claim are Raaacist!

Hey, wipipo!  Scared that something you did or praised might be considered RAAACIST?

Don't be anxious any longer!  (Well, don't be AS anxious, anyway.)  Cuz finally someone has done the absolutely heroic work of compiling a comprehensive list of things that the "woke" 25-year-old media kids claim--on front pages of all the hip, cool sites--are raacist.  Study the list that follows, cuz you'll be tested on your knowledge.

Like, every single hour.  Not surprisingly, it's a long list.  Cuz, well...virtually everything is raaacist.

BTW, I'm guessing the tweets below will quickly be deleted by Twatter, cuz a few cynics may start to think this is a spoof or something.

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 1)

• Golf
• Bedrooms
• Jesus
• Chess pic.twitter.com/uAPlGj5FxK

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 2)

• Mahatma Gandhi
• Cartoon characters
• Milk
• Roads pic.twitter.com/2sGThU7Qio

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 3)

• Band-Aids
• Coronavirus
• Orcs
• Rice pic.twitter.com/YIxTHRsR8E

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 4)

• Skincare products
• Nurses
• Butter
• Applause pic.twitter.com/tm1CBHaPcf

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 5)

• Mathematics
• Front lawns
• Breakfast cereals
• Finding Asian men attractive pic.twitter.com/8qdBSJ6PYV

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 6)

• Soap
• Toothpaste
• White people speaking
• White people not speaking pic.twitter.com/LxuNO0fdTe

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 7)

• Hiking
• Climate change
• Ice cream snacks
• The Golden Girls pic.twitter.com/I9linnRUaj

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 8)

• Biological sex
• Asking “how are you?”
• The Oscars
• Knitting pic.twitter.com/J2IRGrOFRL

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 9)

• Cycling
• Breweries
• Air pollution
• Abolishing slavery pic.twitter.com/fHBJNchMxJ

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 10)

• The countryside
• The suffragette movement
• The medal for the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George
• Fish pic.twitter.com/QpddYFd6iF

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 11)

• Pancake syrup
• Salt
• Traffic signals
• Earthquakes pic.twitter.com/hWwY8mFYre

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 12)

• Classical music
• Horse racing
• Trying not to be racist
• Being nice pic.twitter.com/phrvAEsjW1

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

 

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 13)

• Anglo-Saxons
• Toy Story 4
• Mary Poppins
• Jogging pic.twitter.com/JPfExHez4o

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

  

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 14)

• The Lake District
• Wives
• Fawlty Towers
• Reaction GIFs pic.twitter.com/aXy47cHYqt

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

 

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 15)

• Botany
• Sandwiches
• Environmental activism
• Women pic.twitter.com/GKE374mUHY

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

 

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 16)

• Science
• Western philosophy
• Libraries
• Dogs pic.twitter.com/Ln54CbYYbT

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

 

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 17)

• Dieting
• Yoga
• Country music
• Scrabble pic.twitter.com/5W49oVRuTR

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

 

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 18)

• Wine
• Shoes
• Having sex with black people
• Not having sex with black people pic.twitter.com/4bUbUjlGX3

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

 

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 19)

• Rock music
• Tipping
• Veganism
• Dr Seuss pic.twitter.com/1sI26PXsgd

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 10, 2020

 

THINGS THAT ARE RACIST
(part 20)

• Robots
• Charles Dickens
• The White Cliffs of Dover
• Thomas the Tank Engine pic.twitter.com/rsFix1r3dW

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 10, 2020