August 12, 2019

Elizabeth Warren rolls out her gun-control proposal

WASHINGTON  D.C.-- At a packed press conference this morning Democrat presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren released details of her well-reasoned, multi-faceted proposal to reduce gun deaths in the U.S. by 80 percent.

"After the recent mass shootings it's obvious that voters are ready to welcome my well-reasoned proposals to reduce gun deaths," Warren said.  "And we definitely need a multi-faceted approach, since white supremacists and racists will use every means to try to get the guns they desperately crave."

Some highlights of Warren's proposal include:
  • All guns would have to be registered.  Anyone who refused would fined $10,000.
  • "Assault weapons" would be banned.  Owners who refused to turn in assault weapons would be fined $10,000 and jailed for five years.
  • 30-day waiting period for anyone seeking to buy a gun, to give the FBI time to perform a far more thorough background check than at present;
  • All gun owners would be required to carry liability insurance covering injuries or deaths caused by anyone stealing the gun--a feature Warren says will make people lock up their guns;
  • Anyone who has posted anything on social media criticizing Democrats, socialism or Islam would be barred from buying a gun;
  • Pro-gun organizations like the NRA and Gun Owners of America would be banned from making political contributions to members of congress or candidates for any political office;
  • Anyone who served in a combat position in the military would be banned from holding office;
  • $100 tax on all handguns;
  • Semi-automatic weapons banned; owners who refused to turn in their weapons would be fined $10,000 and jailed for five years;
  • Ammunition taxed at $5 per bullet;
Democrat candidate Kamala Harris immediately supported every element of Warren's proposal but criticized Warren for not going far enough.  "I would add that only single-shot weapons would be allowed," she said.  "After all, the only time anyone would need a weapon that fired more than one shot before having to reload would be in war--and our cities should NOT be war zones!  It's tragic that our children are being killed by white supremacists invading our black neighborhoods, as in Chicago."
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Now, which of the above proposals would you guess is really part of Warrens "multi-faceted approach" and which is satire?

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