NYT headline: "A sparse crowd of a few thousand white nationalists went to DC to celebrate a racist, sexist event"

July 4th celebration, Washington:  "A few thousand," eh?  "Celebrating a racist, sexist event."  Riiight.

Oh, did you think I was being facetious in describing the Times' description of the festivities as "celebrating a racist, sexist event"?  Okay, you got me:  Those were the words used by leftist cesspool website "Slate" to describe...the Founders' Declaration of Independence.

The editors at the Times were jealous that they didn't think to run that headline before Slate.