Ten "men" (unidentified) steal $30G worth of merchandise from store--in 30 seconds!

In what has become an all-to-common crime, a group of ten "persons"--all dressed in identical "wife-beater" undershirts--walked into a store in Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin, and in 30 seconds ran out with $30,000 worth of merchandise.

Video footage shows the group entering the store and scurrying through several racks of clothing, grabbing as much as they could carry and then running out of the store.

No one was apprehended. 




Cory Booker and Kamala Harris both dismissed this "harmless incident," saying it was merely members of an oppressed minority collecting reparations.  Another version used "collecting Revolutionary Taxes."

The Democratic candidates also noted that according to "progressive" district attorneys in Dallas, New York, Seattle, Philadelphia and Baltimore, none of these thieves fine upstanding youths should be prosecuted--because each only "liberated" $950 worth of racist, oppressive corporate trinkets--an amount the progressive Democrat DA's claim isn't worth prosecuting.

When a reporter noted that dividing $30,000 in stolen merchandise by the ten suspects caught on security cameras would give $3000 per thief instead of $950, spokespersons for both candidates shrugged off the discrepancy, noting that PhDs in African Studies at several elite universities have claimed "math is racist."